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Sometimes funny. Always hungry.

Alabama, USA
Joined May 2012
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
Just got this in the mail from @ALostrich’s online store. #GeauxTigers #LSU
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Congrats, Spain. I guess. Boring. Imagine a Super Bowl ending 3-0 (this is a sincere sober take and not at all because I bet on Argentina)
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My guy @ALostrich Matt Mitchell is back! Ranking Every SEC Fanbase by How Miserable They Are youtu.be/fZpHtMUqK0k?is=atAy… via @YouTube
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The BYR Sales Bump in action. You’re welcome, @ClintsSalsaBrand (that’s not the real brand because of course the best salsa brand doesn’t do social media) youtu.be/RqpB-LM9S84?is=c8nr…
Replying to @ALostrich
@ALostrich somebody’s been watching Bless Your Rank
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
Shoutout @ALostrich New favorite shirt!
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Oregon should just take a knee and go enjoy Atlanta. I think Coke World is open late. Drinking Beverly is better than this.
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
Matt Mitchell at an all-time high with Halloween-themed @SEC Roll Call where @ArkRazorbacks face nightmare of endless 1-score losses. @RazorbackFB @SECNetwork @SInow @AuburnFootball @LSUfootball @VandyFootball @MizzouFootball @ALostrich #WPS #Arkansas si.com/college/arkansas/foot…
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Whoever changed the Cracker Barrel logo has gotta be the same person who decided college football should kick off in Europe
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This heat has my patience thinner than a Waffle House napkin
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
As we wait for the next batch of commitments to @HailStateBB and for @DawgRecruits3 and @64Analytics to do their things, the hilarious @ALostrich has a video that'll cause a bigger argument than who is responsible for alumni games in Mississippi. youtube.com/watch?v=gNZlTI_A…
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
SEC Roll Call is back with a basketball meets football edition that may be series best. @ArkRazorbacks, @KentuckyMBB, @TexasLonghorns will appreciate. @SEC @SECNetwork @SInow @12thMan @MizzouFootball #WPS #Arkansas #HookEm #BBN #Gigem #Miz si.com/college/arkansas/men-…
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Devoured one today. Almost died from brain freeze. 10/10
Replying to @ALostrich
@ALostrich @Whataburger it's going to be a great weekend!
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If pollen can park inside the lines, so can you
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Waiting for one of these massive storms to blow through is kinda like waiting for kickoff except the tornado is Ole Miss and you’re Furman
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We’ve officially reached that time of year in the South where “goodbye” and “see you later” is replaced with “y’all keep an eye on this weather” and it’s “gonna get bad out there”
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My favorite rivalry? Speech-to-text vs. a Southern accent
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She knows I was only pretending to be a judge, right?
I have made three district judgeship and attorney appointments to fill vacancies across Alabama. •Ashley Siebert, 28th Judicial Circuit District Judge •Matthew Mitchell, 38th Judicial Circuit District Judge •Rachel England, 17th Judicial Circuit District Attorney #alpolitics
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