I was peer pressured. She/Her
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“Baby on board” bumper stickers work on me. I stay 10ft from those mother fuckers.
Me go to jail over your baby? Nah thanks.
Ya know what. Shoutout to every single video I’ve seen of someone singing Creep and absolutely NAILING that bitch. Every time I think I’m over that song some bitch comes around and puts their whole ass pussy into it. I’m here for it.
I know it’s Comic Con in Orlando this weekend so I keep seeing cosplay pics...am I baby for getting the ick because of photos of people dressed up as Homelander?
I got grossed out on Halloween when kids dressed up as that character. Idk it just feels like…of all the villains.
Gayla Michelle retweeted
My hair? Fucked. My sweater? Giant. My piss? Crystal clear. Lips chapped, tote bag empty, I’m so free
*eating edible before bed*
“Don’t you worry since you don’t know how much it is that you could get obliterated?”
“No I’m eating it before I sleep. I will be asleep…?”
*wakes up raging high*
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Not me asking a MAN what works better for his schedule because I’m ✨considerate✨ and I don’t want to take time away for a consult on a busy day that brings in money for him…for him to reply and tell me that I “may be overthinking it.”
WHAT.
I. Am. Done.
Does anyone else feel like their handwriting changes drastically depending on the writing utensil?
I swear I would not recognize my writing in pen in a lineup. Like that’s not me that’s Gary.
How the fuck is one suppose to know when to go pee during a jam band. Like no joke I thought the song was ending like 12 times and then realized it wasn’t was gonna get up then it ended..?!?!! Like help me
I wonder if I was ever able to be meet multiple celebrities which ones would fall in love with me. Like there’s at least a reasonable percentage that would right?