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Joined April 2008
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me: how far is the uber husband: $22
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shit my husband says: "there's nothing worse than a right wife"
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our plans are measured in centuries
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shit my husband says: "you were saved"
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shit my husband says: “his computer science education has ruined his critical thinking skills”
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shit my husband says: “the child is an mev bot”
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shit my husband says: “twitter is an incomplete education”
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shit my husband says: “so many good internet things i find on the internet”
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shit my husband says: “i hate the inverse scroll, what are you a fucking pilot”
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shit my husband says: “now that we’ve been watching house, i think every crazy person i meet has neurosyphilis”
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shit my husband says: “unconscious coupling? that’s just called alcohol”
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shit my husband says: “i’m ready for ai to be over”
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shit my husband says: “i’m ready for alcohol to be good for you again”
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shit my husband says: “maybe every time i feel sleepy i should eat something spicy”
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shit my husband says: “i see wife is now in her manual labor arc”
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shir my husband says: “this is the wimbledon snack!”
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shit my husband says: “but is my wife ever really a lay person?”
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shit my husband says: “man the future was better in the past”
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shit my husband says: “you’re a couple zeros off bro”
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shit my husband says: “i’m ready to be a lot more eccentric”
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