Beav

Birthday shoutout to @juliamorra ! If she was a tree she'd have 22 rings! But to find that out, you would have to cut her in half. So don't.

@ColdesttWinter You ever been gnawed?

Environmental destruction and urban sprawl has massively reduced where my family can live and killed hundreds of my relatives #itiswhatitis

#itssadwhen you want to use twigs, branches and leaves to create an artificial dam to support and house your family, but there are none.

I wish they had Planned Parenthood in the forest. Too many beaver cubs running around the dam. Oh well, leave it to Beav!

screw #redsox. red plaid FTW!

#TGIF. Thank god I'm furry.

Somebody referred to me as a "pussy". Do I look like a cat?

Nothing like waking up to morning wood #feelsgoodman

Dudes think they fresh in Gucci. Indians killed each other over my pelts babyyyy.

haters gonna hate, and that they should. i even make balsa look real good.

People have been asking me how I get electricity. Don't these dumb motherfuckers know dams generate power?

just grabbed a fresh plaid towel from #Walmart for tonight.

Shoutout to my boy http://bit.ly/holRJ

Going out tonight. Gunna dance with some skanks and hopefully get some "me" if you catch my drift.

FINALLY watched Black Swan. Natalie Portman gave me wood.