joey ruggiero

bitly.xaijo.com/JgbcK The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess.

bitly.xaijo.com/JgbcK Having trouble with your iPhone saying "No Service"? Just put your shirt and shoes back on.

bitly.xaijo.com/RejbC Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?

bitly.xaijo.com/drBcBJQq Responsible parents should teach their kids that it's not the person you hate, it's their guts.

Baby's first cigarette! bitly.xaijo.com/GaBkOmFl

bitly.xaijo.com/oMCGg Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places.

bitly.xaijo.com/IFnfBItT God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters

Dancin with myself. This is sirloin http://twitpic.com/3ae76

Watching she-ra with Nishole.

I will give you my finest hour. The one I spent watching you shower.

Just got screamed at by a toll booth collector because my toll tag didn't read.

I need a life coach. Or a death coach. Or to not not take antidepressants for 3 days.

Drama dance floor mama http://twitpic.com/38uhw

At woof with johnny mack. Perhaps roll bound. Lord.

Big Gay Easter http://twitpic.com/38blm

RT @croc: at @byffie and @ericaceous 's big gay Easter with @babyk et al.

Just remembered that dude from Saturday night had his last name tattooed across his back in Olde English. God I love guido B&T trash.

@sevenrepeat it worked for Brett michaels

Hello muscle-y Easter aberzombies!!! Did you get lost en route to the White Party? Oh noez!!

Happy Easter Peeps Hat http://twitpic.com/37its