Put some lime in that shit.

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Reprinted my favorite Banq tee ever (urinal) for our Fest set. Shout out to everyone that bought one. Will have a few leftovers in our webstore sooner than later.
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What kind of stuff happens in your life that makes you become this particular kind of loser?
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. AI music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all AI music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago. Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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It still feels unreal, but "Scars" is finally out there for all of you to check out ...
I can now play #Scars by Primetime Failure 🇩🇪 on streaming services - I recommend you do too. Great little EP. And FIRST ONE to do so on YouTubeMusic 😃
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We’re gearing up for @thefestfl. Giving out these sunglasses at our merch table for our sold out pre-Fest show at Loosey’s.
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RIP Andy Williams. Fucking legend.
Andy was so kind. Months later he would allow me to send an ETID record to his house so he could sign it for my brother. Didnt want money for shipping and sent an extra record from his collection. RIP
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Attn: New Jersey We got a nice one for ya. We're returning to Crossroads in Garwood with @IronChicTheBand on 9/11. Catch me at White Castle before and after the gig. eventbrite.com/e/iron-chic-w…
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I love when bands have random merch like what do you mean you’re selling coffee beans
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Playing @thefestfl for the first time in 10ish years will be fun, but I’m really just stoked to see Torche again.
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Goodbye, Bo.
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Thefestfl.com Tickets and Hotels on sale today
Playing Fest and Pre-Fest. Most likely our only shows outside the Northeast for 2026, so you should come down. Fest rocks.
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Us and Errth
"Still punk as fuck" I whisper as I fall in love with this minivan I rented
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Playing Fest and Pre-Fest. Most likely our only shows outside the Northeast for 2026, so you should come down. Fest rocks.
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Joining our old friends @DikembeDudes for a couple dates on their summer tour. See you in Philly and NJ.
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You should be allowed to smoke weed at the airport if you have to wait a long time
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If you eat at chic-fil-a you belong in jail
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People of the northeast, we’re coming for you.
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Also have some shows in July + October to announce soon. 🍕🔔🐊
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I switched to Apple Music after Spotify raised their prices again and I gotta say…man this app fuckin’ suuuuuucks
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Tickets for next weekend’s shows are available at our website. How many ⁦@WhiteCastle⁩ sliders will we eat in 3 days? The answer may scare you.
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