Benny James

I’m from the era of:

Ghosting people is so easy for me.. must be genetics, shout out to my dad

Do you ever look at a bird and think your minge defo smells like a wet football kit thats been left in a JD sports bag for 3 months

Nah if you stink in the Cold you dangerous.

Christmas is round the corner and the cost of living is getting absolutely ridiculous. now, instead of buying over priced products and panic buying for ww3, we need to be investing our money into upgrading our crack heads, buying them coats with loads of secret pockets, better trainers so they can run faster, smoke bombs so they can make a swift exit.. be all worth it in the long run when they are selling us 9 blocks of cathedral city cheddar and xxl pack of persil for £2

Anybody wanna go Christmas Caroling this year? We gone sing Virginity by Vybz Kartel 😂

Can I borrow... NOPE You got... NOPE Can you lend... NOPE Practicing for 2027 💯🤣🚫

Stop moaning about firework bangs Sharon, we hear your headboard banging twice as loud from a 2 mile radius every week & we don't complain.

No one cares about your gym session unless you fell off the treadmill and banged your Fanny

Your fella does a work out and starts sharing memes about being a lion on his story

Making an Instagram account for a dog and then posting photos typing as if you’re the dog is a slow descent into madness and no cunt can tell me any different. "Oops my mummy left the door open and I shat all over the couch! Woof woof!". Mate fuck right off and get your head looked at you fruitcake.

As you get older.. you should wanna carry yourself differently. Your mindset should be different. Your morals should be different. Your choices should be different. It’s certain things you can entertain & certain things you have no business entertaining anymore. You should always think HIGHLY of yourself to the point you know some things don’t deserve your energy. At this age you should be mature enough to know the importance of self value.

I actually think my girl could lift a car up trying to find her vape 😅

Your fella does October dumps on Instagram 🍂🫶🏽

Your bird said she was shaving her fanny and you woke up with a skinhead

Not long now till Everyone's timelines will be looking like this.. 😂🎄

imagine in the 1600s riding three days to see her and there’s another horse outside.

Relationships only lasted a long time in your grandparents era because your nan couldn't log on to Facebook and see your div of a Grandad liking that slag Maureen's selfies and giving her heart eyes, despite her kicking off at him the day before for adding her best mate on Snapchat and sending her pics of his meat and two veg and asking her if its turning her on.

If you’re panic buying right now cos the media have said we could be at war in 1,000 days then you’re a first class nonce brev 🖕

Why am I seeing lads on here saying they are ready to go to war? Most of you have a panic attack if a girl doesn't text you back after 10 minutes.