unpopular opinion: a man who remembers how you take your coffee is doing more foreplay than a man with a playlist.
wrong answers only if you must. but i’m right.
ashion week math:the outfit looks effortless.
the outfit took 11 decisions, 2 outfit changes, and one friend saying “wait go back.”
if your fall wardrobe is one good jacket and a lie, you’re doing it correctly.
current ranking of men who are accidentally winning the week:
1. whoever handed justin a cajón in a park
2. max martin, professionally
3. any guy who just said “want me to pick something up on the way” and meant it
no further notes.
a different world sequel is out today and i need everyone to understand this is not casual viewing.
this is “text the group chat at episode 3” television.
if you were raised on reruns, you already know you’re going to get weirdly emotional about a dorm hallway.
taylor lautner married a taylor, had a baby, and still put taylor on the birth certificate.
lennon taylor lautner.they showed restraint by making it the middle name and i’m honestly impressed.
most men would’ve gone for the hat trick.
men will hear “i’m fine” and think the conversation is over.
sir. that was the trailer. the movie starts in 20 minutes.
