Teacher, proud Baltimorean, salsa maker, procrastinator, and TV-shows-on-DVD aficionado...

Joined June 2009
Oh good, I was hoping we would one more awkward concert. #TheBachelorette
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me reading news about how bad delta is then seeing friends on instagram stories being happy and full normal then going back to twitter and reading a thread about someone’s horrible breakthrough case then getting an invite to a house party
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Next week on the season finale of #TheBachelorette
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You need this moment of adorable. Well I did anyway
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Thank goodness Matt decided that liking tantric yoga isn’t #1 on the list of desirable qualities in a wife. #thebachelor
Is anyone else in Maryland having issues with their sound while watching #TheBachelorABC? It’s quite haunting to hear the girls squawk and cry without music... #Bachelor
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Do you ever wonder why people sign up for shows with the goal of a fast proposal and then panic that they might be getting a fast proposal? #TheBachelorette
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Queen Elizabeth I to Spain in 1588
If you send a “fleet” you’re dead to me
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Sometimes I wish we knew what happened in Germany in the 1940's but they tore down all the statues so it is impossible.
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Trump's was asked how to address the problem of low trust in the police among African Americans. Here's the transcript of his response.
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New chalkboard sign! Muggles = literally anything related to the coronavirus. @jk_rowling
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Well this is awesome. @G_Battersby
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Look who is in Tuesday’s NYT crossword! @Lin_Manuel
Okay, Dunder Mifflin. It’s time. Before the 15th anniversary of #TheOffice, let's find out which episode reigns supreme. #Office15
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I laughed so hard at this thread that I cried (and then winced as I remembered that wiping away my tears counts as touching my face). Man, I love humans.
what was everyone’s weirdest panic purchase my brain glitched and i bought three types of jam
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Look who is no longer known as the receptionist in 2020 according to the New York Times - looks like office manager is your official legacy, Pam! @jennafischer