Self-taught junior in Dallas. Python + C#. I ship small tools in public. Wizard on the timeline, receipts on GitHub.
Dallas, TX
Joined November 2014
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Looking for a junior Python or C# role.
Dallas. Will relocate. Remote is fine.
Self-taught. Python, C#, ASP.NET Core. I ship small tools, not tutorial clones.
Proof:
github.com/evan-thedev/bench…
github.com/evan-thedev/fault…
evan-thedev.github.io
DMs open. A RT helps a lot.
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OpenAI’s Agents Took Over a German Wiki — Then Brussels Got Involved (As... youtu.be/_7WaiXvK2t8?si=ISKk… via @YouTube
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Made a $5 PDF for renters who don’t want to lose their deposit: move-in/out room sheets with a Photo ID# column, keys log, cleaning list based on real deductions, wear-vs-damage cheat sheet, and the forwarding-address email most people never send. Texas 30-day timeline included. buy.stripe.com/3cI8wRfagfl23…
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Shipped a C# ASP.NET Core parts inventory API. Not a tutorial clone. It’s the CRUD I kept wishing the bench had.
github.com/evan-thedev/bench…
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Dallas. Self-taught junior, Python and C#.
Came up through electronics diagnostics and UAT. Now I ship small tools in public.
Open to junior roles. Will relocate.
evan-thedev.github.io/
github.com/evan-thedev
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Steal this spell:
Start smaller than the agent wants.
If it proposes a framework, ask for a 40-line script first.
If that works, then you let it get ambitious.
Most “failed experiments” were just too big on night one.
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Wizard rule 2: spawn is not shipping.
If the agent got a worktree, go look who is still holding the lock. Tuesday’s aborted run will lie to you. The folder looks empty. The process is not.
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New wizard rule: the agent does not get prod keys. It does not get push.
It gets a git worktree and a dirty branch it can ruin in peace.
If it invents a package at 2am, the damage is a folder. That’s the whole security model.
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Shipped a tiny Python script tonight that does one boring job I used to do by hand.
Agent wrote v1. I rewrote v1. Then we argued about a package that doesn’t exist.
Still counts as shipping. Steal the spell: start smaller than you think.
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evan parrott retweeted
Nah homie.....I've played Fallout, and I know a slave collar when I sees it.
Y'all have fun without me.
Coming soon 2030.
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My current AI coding workflow:
1. Ask the agent to build the feature
2. Watch it hallucinate a package that doesn’t exist
3. Manually fix it while muttering “I am the senior engineer here”
4. Ship it anyway
This is the future and I refuse to be normal about it.
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Just watched another “AI is writing 90% of the code” take.
Cool. But who’s debugging the other 10% when the agent hallucinates a security hole at 2 a.m.?
Still feels like we’re all just powerful wizards babysitting very confident apprentices.
What’s your actual AI coding setup right now?
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