We're opening up the Cookie Pro partner program. If you post about crypto, you can earn from it now. You get your own link and a cut of every payment from anyone you bring in, fully tracked so you always see what you've made. Your audience gets something useful too - they can check any project, cookify any KOL, and see what CT's talking about today. Early partners get our top rate locked in. DM us to get set up 👇 t.me/gcookie3

day 1 of our intern beefing with @telegram’s intern for no reason whatsoever 🍪

🚀 $ULAB is officially live on Robinhood Chain! Congratulations to @LayerBankFi team and community on their successful TGE! 🎉 All 250 Snappers who participated in the campaign have received their token rewards. CA: 0xe258427467C5D5Ed73b1d0C838cBc2D140fb88e9

$COOKIE holders don’t ask “wen moon.” we ask “who’s farming the timeline today” and go find out 🍪

me explaining to my mom that i'm not unemployed, i'm "checking $cookie chart" 🍪

if you had to pick one: $COOKIE holder forever early to literally everything else, but alone 🍪

things that are free: > gm > vibes > being a $COOKIE holder's whole personality 🍪

you can fake followers, fake volume, fake engagement. you can't fake being a $COOKIE holder day-one 🍪

my kid’s first word was “cookie.” not mama. not dada. cookie. the brainrot is genetic now 🍪

we let the zoomer intern make the announcement. this is what we got. news soon.

they fade us every cycle. we’re still here every cycle. 🍪

remember us? you’re about to again. $COOKIE is back 🍪

paper trade became toilet paper sad sad 🧻

bro went full skeleton waiting for the yaps to come back 💀 we were all gerald in january. gerald is so back 🍪

this is the first time in my life I want to be a kid again

The Great Pyramid took 20 years to build. The Great Wall took 2,000. Rome wasn’t done in a day either. Good things cook slow. LET US COOK 🍪

thank you sensei

WHO LET THE COOKIE OUT 🍪 WHO WHO WHO (Dogs project could never)

REAL LIFE, BABY

haters gonna hate 🍪 cookie is doing cookie things