Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
The Mountain is coming.
1,000 Founding Barns.
Applications for the Barn Sale open tomorrow.
Docs are live:
docs.cashmere.exchange/mount…
1/2 🧵👇
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
La mafia @Pumpfun x @blknoiz06 & Cie ne se cache même plus. 😭
Une mascarade en plusieurs étapes, annoncée à l'avance par @MoarkyMoark, qui avait visiblement déjà compris le scénario mdrrrr.
Je vous résume cette masterclass :
⌲ Pumpfun cherche un nouveau moyen d'extract ses users.
⌲ Ils organisent un concours avec 2,5M$ de récompenses, dont le fonctionnement semble surtout favoriser les KOL-ruggers qu'ils arrosent déjà via des deals shady et les callout rewards.
⌲ Ils mettent notamment en avant la team DABAL, composée de @ansem et de sa clique. Des égéries parfaites pour Pumpfun : des PNLs monstrueux à exhiber, des microcaps à call et toujours plus de nouvelle exit liquidity à onboard.
⌲ Petit problème : pour gagner le concours, il faut trader. Et ça coince pour DABAL, dont toute l'équipe affiche de grosses pertes.
⌲ Il faut donc sauver la face des petits chouchous. Première étape : ils excluent une team qui était TOP 1 du classement, officiellement parce qu'elle aurait bundle un token. MDRRRR.
Le plus drôle ? Cette team avait notamment réalisé ses profits sur $FUCKPUMPFUN, un token qui avait lui-même été censuré sur la plateforme. 😭
⌲ @MoarkyMoark remarque que leur campagne scammish ne prend pas comme prévu et annonce quasiment à l'avance la suite du scénario pour sauver cette mascarade.
⌲ Et ça loupe pas MDRRR : DABAL lance un énième copycat de $AMD. Toute la clique se positionne à low MC, puis @blknoiz06 arrive avec un magnifique call et une petite thèse aux oignons pour justifier le pump.
⌲ Comme par hasard, Pumpfun vérifie le token dès ses premières minutes d'existence, avant de le shill directement sur son compte officiel. Exactement ce qu'avait annoncé Moark. 😭
⌲ Le token range ensuite entre 1,5M$ et 3M$ de MC, laissant largement le temps aux insiders présumés de distribuer leur supply, entre wallets officiels et side wallets. Le token était bundle à hauteur de 60 %. Propre, très propre.
⌲ TADAAAA ! 🪄 DABAL peut désormais exhiber des PNLs monstrueux, avec @ansem en tête et un petit +700K$ de PNL affiché.
Ça tombe bien, c'était justement l'objectif du concours, non ?
⌲ Tout est bien qui finit bien. Pumpfun retrouve ses petits KOL chéris en haut du classement, les PNLs sont de nouveau magnifiques, et tout ce beau monde peut continuer à flex ses performances pour attirer des followers à rug sur les prochains tokens.
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Ouf... On n'est vraiment pas passés loin de la fin des trenches.
Merci à la mafia Solana pour ce sauvetage in extremis. 🙏
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius
Titan Exchange is a privacy oriented perp DEX, officially backed by @CantonNetwork (an L2 chain with $800m funding), and they're running an incentivised testnet campaign (Hyperliquid like?).
Haven't joined yet?
Join here --> testnet.titanx.cc/ref=1DEE9A…
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
Gud luck.
fomies.family
It doesn't matter how good your tech is.
If your token is nuking every fking day, nobody gives a shit about your tech.
Reverse it
Your tech can be shit.
Your UI can look like it was built in 2017.
But if you've got a badass market maker sending your main token?
Every jeet on earth will bridge over and start launching shit on your launchpad thinking
“Maybe they'll send mine too.”
It's not rocket science.
It's not advanced mathematics.
It's a fking greed triggering mechanism.
Make people believe they can get rich there.
They will come.
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
$Real Stonk dumped -73% from ~$1.4 million MCAP to ~$400K since I posted this 👇
Despite:
→ Starting a new primitive on RH
→ Driving increased $NVDA volume on RH
→ UniSwap Founder posting about it
→ CTO created with 0xDeployer advising
There's been no bad news whatsoever. Just early buyers cashing out
Averaged down 🤞
Thesis validated ✅
@bankrbot shipped it first (Quote Repost)
🏆🏆🏆
The first Token paired to a Tokenized Stock on Robinhood Chain is $REAL (Real Stonks) Ca: 0x237c79C93c3EB8C61a2a2a7465a851B0381b8ba3 paired to the $NVDA (Nvidia)
Current MCAP: $1.4 Million
This new launch model presents an interesting (hopefully welcome) problem for @vladtenev & @RobinhoodCrypto which they may eventually have to address:
"How do we mint Tokenized Stocks fast enough to meet demand 🥵"
Here's why 👇
Liquidity for Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain is actually pretty low (TVL is less than $20 Million). This is because Tokenized Stocks liquidity is only available "on demand"
"On-demand" means liquidity for Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain can only grow if there is actual demand for it. Liquidity is only provided when requested because Tokenized Stocks are backed by Real Stocks; get it? "Real Stonks"
We already know that Vlad wants Robinhood Chain to become the home for RWAs/Tokenized Stocks. But this can only happen if there is real demand for RWAs/Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain
That's where Real Stonks comes in
Qn:
What happens when a memecoin ($REAL) is paired to a Tokenized Stock?
Ans:
The memecoin sucks the Quote Token ($NVDA) into its locked liquidity pool when people buy it
The basic routing for an $ETH buy would look like this:
$ETH → $USDG → $NVDA → $REAL
As the memecoin pumps, more $NVDA will be sucked into the locked liquidity pool creating a demand loop for both the memecoin and the Quote Token
So it is conceivable that more Tokenized $NVDA would need to be minted on Robinhood Chain to meet that demand
To illustrate:
Current TVL of $NVDA on Robinhood Chain right now is ~$2 Million (Total Supply: 9,369.674)
$CASHCAT is currently at $66 Million MCAP with $1.5 Million pooled WETH in its main liquidity pool
$REAL at the same MCAP as $CASHCAT will suck in almost the entire TVL of $NVDA on Robinhood Chain which would prompt accelerated growth of $NVDA's on-chain TVL
Now what if Tokenized Stocks yield is added to the mix? Whereby $REAL holders earn yield from trading fees in the form of $NVDA
Then you turn memecoin traders into Tokenized Stocks holders while at the same time growing the TVL and on-chain activity of the associated Tokenized Stock
(Note: Tokenized Stocks yield for $REAL holders isn’t live yet but I hope @0xDeployer sees the vision)
The same token launch model can be replicated across many other Tokenized Stocks, potentially driving meaningful growth in Tokenized Stocks TVL on Robinhood Chain
We'll likely start seeing more memecoins paired to other Tokenized Stocks like $TSLA (Tesla), $AAPL (Apple), $SPCX (SpaceX), etc in future
But $REAL (Real Stonks) has the first mover advantage and could therefore continue to lead the narrative
Remember Vlad's post? 👇
"Inside you there are two wolves [Memes and RWAs], why not both?"
@bankrbot may have just cracked the code with $Real Stonks 📌
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
Thesis validated ✅
@Uniswap just highlighted the spike in $NVDA/USDG on-chain volume/demand on UniSwap's v4 pool📌
$3.5 Million dollars in 24 hours and ALMOST ALL of it is driven by $Real Stonk!
Still early
@RobinhoodCrypto & @vladtenev will notice this too
What happens when they comment on it?
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
Thesis validated ✅
@bankrbot shipped it first (Quote Repost)
🏆🏆🏆
The first Token paired to a Tokenized Stock on Robinhood Chain is $REAL (Real Stonks) Ca: 0x237c79C93c3EB8C61a2a2a7465a851B0381b8ba3 paired to the $NVDA (Nvidia)
Current MCAP: $1.4 Million
This new launch model presents an interesting (hopefully welcome) problem for @vladtenev & @RobinhoodCrypto which they may eventually have to address:
"How do we mint Tokenized Stocks fast enough to meet demand 🥵"
Here's why 👇
Liquidity for Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain is actually pretty low (TVL is less than $20 Million). This is because Tokenized Stocks liquidity is only available "on demand"
"On-demand" means liquidity for Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain can only grow if there is actual demand for it. Liquidity is only provided when requested because Tokenized Stocks are backed by Real Stocks; get it? "Real Stonks"
We already know that Vlad wants Robinhood Chain to become the home for RWAs/Tokenized Stocks. But this can only happen if there is real demand for RWAs/Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain
That's where Real Stonks comes in
Qn:
What happens when a memecoin ($REAL) is paired to a Tokenized Stock?
Ans:
The memecoin sucks the Quote Token ($NVDA) into its locked liquidity pool when people buy it
The basic routing for an $ETH buy would look like this:
$ETH → $USDG → $NVDA → $REAL
As the memecoin pumps, more $NVDA will be sucked into the locked liquidity pool creating a demand loop for both the memecoin and the Quote Token
So it is conceivable that more Tokenized $NVDA would need to be minted on Robinhood Chain to meet that demand
To illustrate:
Current TVL of $NVDA on Robinhood Chain right now is ~$2 Million (Total Supply: 9,369.674)
$CASHCAT is currently at $66 Million MCAP with $1.5 Million pooled WETH in its main liquidity pool
$REAL at the same MCAP as $CASHCAT will suck in almost the entire TVL of $NVDA on Robinhood Chain which would prompt accelerated growth of $NVDA's on-chain TVL
Now what if Tokenized Stocks yield is added to the mix? Whereby $REAL holders earn yield from trading fees in the form of $NVDA
Then you turn memecoin traders into Tokenized Stocks holders while at the same time growing the TVL and on-chain activity of the associated Tokenized Stock
(Note: Tokenized Stocks yield for $REAL holders isn’t live yet but I hope @0xDeployer sees the vision)
The same token launch model can be replicated across many other Tokenized Stocks, potentially driving meaningful growth in Tokenized Stocks TVL on Robinhood Chain
We'll likely start seeing more memecoins paired to other Tokenized Stocks like $TSLA (Tesla), $AAPL (Apple), $SPCX (SpaceX), etc in future
But $REAL (Real Stonks) has the first mover advantage and could therefore continue to lead the narrative
Remember Vlad's post? 👇
"Inside you there are two wolves [Memes and RWAs], why not both?"
@bankrbot may have just cracked the code with $Real Stonks 📌
STOCK PAIRED TOKENS NOW LIVE ON BANKR
every launchpad on earth pairs your token with the chain's native coin. as of today on bankr, you can pair yours with a stock instead -- live on robinhood chain.
launch a token on robinhood chain whose pool is quoted in tokenized $TSLA. or $AAPL. or $SPY. 90+ tokenized stocks & ETFs to pick from.
what that actually means:
> your token doesn't trade against ETH. it trades against the stock. buys and sells price in tokenized TSLA, not crypto
> your chart is a pure bet on your token. no more watching an ETH drawdown erase your rally -- equities don't move like crypto
> creator fees accrue in the stock token. your coin's trading volume pays you in tokenized Tesla exposure
> pair with $SPY and your token's pool price is literally its performance vs the S&P 500. beat-the-market as a tradeable chart
> every trade routes through the stock leg. coin volume becomes real onchain equity volume
> tokenized stocks stop being things you just hold. using equities as launch liquidity is a new primitive -- the early building blocks of an onchain equities economy
how to launch one:
bankr console → launch a token → pick robinhood chain → "Stock Paired Token" → search for ticker
or just tell the agent: "launch $TOKEN paired with TSLA stock"
tokenized stocks are issued by Robinhood on robinhood chain and aren't available everywhere -- stock-paired launches require a location check at bankr.bot (not available in the US, UK, and some other regions).
coins denominated in equities. lfg.
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$REAL (REALSTONK) – The First Runner Stock-Paired Token on @RobinhoodCrypto via @bankrbot
BankrBot just launched its new Stock Paired Token feature, and $REAL is the very first token (first runner) deployed using it on @RobinhoodCrypto, paired directly with tokenized $NVDA.
The Innovation
Instead of pairing with ETH, $REAL’s liquidity pool is quoted in tokenized NVDA.
- This means: Price action is a pure bet on the token’s narrative versus NVIDIA’s performance (no crypto volatility drag).
- Creator fees accrue directly in $NVDA exposure.
- The chart becomes a clean “narrative vs stock” play.
This new primitive turns tokenized stocks from passive holdings into active liquidity engines - a major step toward an onchain equities economy.
Why $REAL Stands Out
- First mover in the brand-new Stock-Paired Token meta.
- Strong Bankr mechanics: locked liquidity, 95% of fees to the creator (paid in NVDA), and 15% supply vested long-term.
- Built on @RobinhoodCrypto - the permissionless L2 purpose-built for tokenized RWAs with massive early volume.
Positive Impact on Robinhood Chain
- $REAL showcases real, creative usage of Robinhood’s tokenized stocks as DeFi liquidity pairs. It drives additional volume through the stock leg, attracts builders and agents, and proves the chain’s strength in blending RWAs with permissionless innovation.
- This is exactly the kind of organic growth that highlights the vision of @vladtenev and @fern (Head of Onchain & DeFi) - turning tokenized assets into powerful new primitives.
$REAL isn’t just another token - it’s the pioneer opening the door for the Stock-Paired Memecoin meta on the leading RWA-focused chain.
CA: 0x237c79C93c3EB8C61a2a2a7465a851B0381b8ba3
Every launchpad pairs your token with ETH or the native coin
Now @bankrbot just flipped the script on @RobinhoodCrypto.
You can launch tokens paired directly with tokenized stocks like $TSLA, $AAPL, or even $SPY instead.
- First-mover innovation - the only launchpad letting you pair new tokens with tokenized stocks instead of native coins. Clear differentiation from every other platform.
- Drives real growth - pulls more token launches and trading volume onto @RobinhoodCrypto through @bankrbot.
- Strong long-term narrative - positions @bankrbot as the bridge building the “onchain equities economy” by turning tokenized stocks into actual launch liquidity.
- Super easy & viral - launch with one natural language command to the agent.
- Creates compounding activity - more hybrid trading = more engagement across the platform.
It’s real innovation that connects crypto trenches with equities, lowers some volatility risk, creates fresh narratives, and gives tokenized stocks actual utility beyond just holding.
Big step forward for onchain finance.
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need a team to cto REALSTONK. real operators only. will advise. my dms are open.
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
10 buts en un match… DD est passé par tous les états ! 😰🔥 Visez sa réaction à la fin ! 💀⚽️
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If you’re new to crypto and this will be your first “cycle” here’s some pieces of advice from someone who’s been through many:
Don’t loan ANYONE
Don’t invest in illiquid presales
Don’t ever do OTC deals
There’s no “culture” so stop being a martyr nobody will care in 2 weeks
Take profits
Be able to give up on trade ideas, no sunken cost fallacy
You will be wrong far more often than right and you have to accept it
NEVER invest in friends JUST BECAUSE they’re friends, if you genuinely like their stuff fine if not ignore, in both cases don’t tell them and say gl
Be like water, be adaptable, be able to switch your focus and pivot if your thesis is invalidated
Try to figure out who’s larping and who isn’t, much easier to paper trade, much harder to out your money where your mouth is
You’re only as good as your last “call”, this applies more to big accounts, end of the day you’re forgiven everything as long as you eventually print people money some way some how, even ansem/murad/unipcs etc have shilled some coin created massive candles just to never mention it again, that’s why you should also ignore others opinion and form your own
Never DOXX, altough I’m doxxed I think it’s the dumbest thing ever, nobody should care what you look like, I also do believe that most people doxxing actually do it to extract more instead of being more transparent
Don’t tell anyone if you make crazy money, always be humble/quiet, if people ask you irl(assuming you trade crypto full time) say some dumb shit that’s realistic and won’t attract too much attention
Share PnLs only if you’re undoxxed AND ONLY if you plan on gaining a following, the clout is only a negative if you’re trying to maximise profits
The only thing in crypto that will never go to 0 is $BTC everything else is easily replaceable, better tech, more decentralised, more funding, funnier meme, etc etc etc
What if all @virtuals_io agents are made available on @RobinhoodApp wallet natively and “maybe” on @RobinhoodApp app too (harder sell + compliance but clarity is passing?)
We no longer need to beg CEXs to list 🤷🏽♂️
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
500,000 holders. new ATH. 🪶
paper trading live. tiktok rolling. the most organic token on Robinhood Chain.
everyone gets onboarded eventually. everyone gets feathered.
we're just getting started. only up.
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
Its about time, brother! the green path is here..🐳💚🤍 @WhiteWhaleMeme
🤖 Made with AI
Cryptorunner4_0 retweeted
This Week in Virtuals: The Agentic Layer of Robinhood Chain
Robinhood Chain went live with Virtuals as its agent infrastructure, agents drove $30M in DEX volume in a week, and the launch wave brought trading, privacy, RWA, and prediction agents onchain.
Here's what shipped:
VIRTUALS
🟩 Robinhood Chain launched publicly with Virtuals powering agent tokenization and agentic trading from day one: the next era of consumer finance is agentic.
🟩 @ethermage floated Human Capital Markets: in a world betting everything on AI and robotics, what if you could bet back on humans and own a share of their future upside?
🟩 @t54ai launched the XRPL AI Hub with Virtuals as ecosystem launch partner, giving AI activity on XRP Ledger a home.
ECOSYSTEM
🟩 @ProjectVEXai began rolling out the VEX App, the agent you can trust with your capital, with $VEX now visible across major wallets.
🟩 @GoMintly went live with Mintly, the first yield agent on Robinhood Chain, automating ETH and USD yield across @OriginProtocol vaults, non-custodial.
🟩 @sherwoodspot shipped Sherwood beta, the first private exchange on Robinhood Chain: fully shielded identity and balances, swapping public Uniswap liquidity privately.
🟩 @Stargazer_did launched $STAR, the first agentic intelligence layer on Robinhood Chain, reading real holders, bots, and insiders on any token across 7 chains.
🟩 @Litebeam_xyz partnered with @XiaomiMiMo, Xiaomi's AI branch, receiving grant support to accelerate agent-native service routing.
🟩 @greenbow_io went live with autonomous agents that trade tokenized stocks for you, fully onchain and non-custodial.
🟩 @orbiteditor released Orbit Editor beta, a fully open-source Cursor alternative where you bring any model and your keys stay on your machine, now live on macOS.
🟩 @Fletcher_cards launched the first EVM liquidity layer for graded cards, every card a mirror NFT backed 1:1 by a vaulted @Collector_Crypt slab, with a bot that rips real PSA and CGC packs straight from a tweet.
🟩 @OpenGradient introduced Video Studio, every frontier video model in one place, unrestricted and fully private, and listed on Upbit's KRW market.
🟩 @officialbunnyos officially launched bunnyOS after 2,000+ requests in five days of private beta, with @askvenice integrated as sole inference
provider for bunnyCompute.
🟩 @reppo made Orquestra generally available and executed its first off-chain revenue buyback and burn, with 30+ nodes live.
🟩 @solacelaunch was selected as an @ElevenLabs Startup Grant recipient.
🟩 @ArAIstotle went live on OKX with pay-per-call prediction-market insights via x402, and landed on Virtuals ACP v2.
🟩 @useOttoAI hit #3 by unique buyers on x402scan on Base, with 500+ unique agents across 65 live endpoints.
🟩 @PRXVTai let agents generate 3D models directly via x402 for the first time, no human in the loop, provably private.
🟩 @Root_Edge put multiple agents live on Virtuals ACP, one agent paying another for trading signals to trade autonomously, with @hoodagentai's page now live and connected to Virtuals.
🟩 @_RoodFi brought tokenized US tax lien markets onchain: a 100-year-old asset class paying 8–25% statutory yield, now settling in USDC.
🟩 @sparklewarefun launched sparkleware ACP, an agent that builds agents: describe yours and get its exact skill loadout, hireable by other agents on-chain.
ROBOTICS
🟩 @BitRobotNetwork's HIW-500 humanoid dataset crossed 100,000+ downloads in under two weeks.
🟩 @xmaquina put BOT-13 up for vote: a strategic allocation into Gecko Robotics.
🟩 @StrikeRobot_ai mounted a Qualcomm Dragonwing QCS6490 directly on its robot's back, processing everything on the spot in real time, no cloud required.
🟩 @PrismaXai published its Q2 update, headlined by Robot Fleet becoming a hardware marketplace, and kicked off the First 100 Validators campaign on Galxe.
🟩 @Roba_Labs announced a strategic integration with @usedotai, bringing private frontier AI to robotics builders.
🟩 @eastworlds_io and @UnitreeRobotics are co-hosting an evening at RSS 2026 in Sydney with leading researchers, labs, and operators.
🟩 @caspius_ai welcomed new members with a limited-time energy boost for Miner NFT holders.



































