Ferris (@ferris) header
Ferris (@ferris) profile picture

haven’t been early since ‘88

Brooklyn, NY
Joined September 2007
Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)Photo by Ferris (@ferris)
Modern day Christ the Redeemer #HarryStyles
81
Not YouTube TV’s moment of zen being a literal fire burning
862
Advertising your nearby apartment to a popular Sniffies location is the new selling your driveway parking to a nearby event
997
This apparently needs to be said.
89
11,501
75
29,977
1,307,955
I'm glad that US officials are outraged about the IDF massacre of World Central Kitchen workers (at least on background), but there have to be consequences for it to matter. Demand accountability and more aid trucks into Gaza. Stop transferring weapons. politico.com/news/2024/04/02…
53
412
12
2,695
110,103
"The first genocide in history where its victims are broadcasting their own destruction in real time." Irish lawyer Blinne Ní Ghrálaigh What a powerful argument!
419
36,764
460
113,457
5,926,005
this is now the third time i’ve come across the claim that “free palestine” is a threatening statement. not “from the river to the sea” not “globalize the intifada” just “free palestine.” giving the game away
86
2,105
42
9,424
429,071
This is horrifying. Israel just bombed Jabalia Refugee Camp. Already over 100 Palestinians are dead, with that number growing rapidly, and hundreds more are injured. CeasefireToday.com
669
6,224
342
12,877
2,376,311
at this point i’m basically immune to petty twitter shit but there’s something about people viewing children dying in the dark through the prism of their own long-held online grudges that is unspeakably bleak
4
136
2
2,175
88,882
This would be absolutely insane today.
1
3
433
IM IN A GETAWAY CAR I LEFT YOU IN A MOTEL BAR PUT THE MONEY IN A BAG AND I STOLE THE KEYS THAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVER SAW ME
24
3,794
64
29,793
717,445
PornHub cease and desist imminent
1
311
My phone will never not autocorrect “for it” to “Dorit”
292
Am I the first person to play Wordle at the Cock?
2
471
DailyLoud is just straight PopCrave
1
468
I just hope ev*n **** **** is getting paid for all his white lotus publicity
An adderall shortage and Twitter outage just means my attention span will remain unchanged.
2
When you order a Lyft XL and it’s not a Suburban
what y'all know about luxury
1
Nothing like 9/11 footage playing at my nephew’s swim school
1
1
8