NSFW, 18+ only. I put googly eyes on pictures of buttholes. My parents are very proud of me.
Joined July 2017
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Georgia Anne is both offended and mildly excited by the offer to join the circus as The Bearded Lady
Diego thinks his lab partner is making a critical mistake in the experiment, but is too nervous to point that out
Li'l baby Brendan, age 15 months, is going to grow up to be a firefighter some day, we just know it
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@googlybutts is an EXTREMELY NSFW Twitter account that deserves more followers. It's highly disturbing and hilarious. Proceed with caution. – at Enterprise, NV
My cat and my twitter bitches have a lot in common. In particular, they're both obsessed with showing me their buttholes.
Calvin just saw someone he kinda knows from school and doesn't know if he should wave or not--mild social anxiety rn
Joseph was eating cereal when an existential crisis descended upon him. Now he's full of regret and dread #relatable
Mrs. Libowitz has had it up to *here* with her husband not helping with the chores, and she's letting him have it
Wilbur sees it's a nice day out, thinks he might go hiking today. Lol no, he's gonna stay in, watch Netflix all day
Elaine was not expecting company, so the apartment is a mess, but you can come in for a quick drink if you like
Soccer Mom Suzanne doesn't like soccer itself as much as handing out Capri suns to the hot dads. @ArmondRizzoxxx
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