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Senior Contributor @Forbes Contributing Editor @pcpro - [email protected] - "All My Opinions Are Belong To Me"

Joined February 2007
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Sounds like me…
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Stuck inside the circumstances, lonely at the top. I've always been an introvert, happily bleeding.
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I shall be latibulating shortly.
If the world is getting a little too much may I recommend the inexplicably obsolete word ‘latibulating’, from the 17th century? To latibulate is to find a cosy corner somewhere and hide in it.
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Using that. A lot, I imagine.
Just discovered a brilliant new abbreviation: ai:dr
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This. This. THIS.
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: chronically ill people don’t fake being sick, we fake being well. All. The. Time.
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Why do some people on here call themselves ‘Citizen Journalists’ or ‘Auditors’ when what they really mean is ‘Dodgy Cunts’?
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This is what I’ve been missing from smartphones. We’ve spent years chasing better cameras, faster chips, and thinner designs. Apple finally made a phone that feels exciting again. Sometimes technology should just be fun.
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Arf. 👏👏👏
Good morning. A serious message to start Tuesday. Enjoy your day.
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This. Loving the Duo format, especially when folded.
Just picked up my old iPhone and it genuinely felt like this
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Hey @ProtonMail when is the Duo optimised app coming out?
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The perfect little travel charger for the #iPhoneDuo Almost like it was made for the Duo. Really good in the hand when folded, OKish when unfolded. Anker Nano Power Bank,5,000mAh - £20 from Amazon.
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My favourite insult heard on t’internet today “You can eat a dick up, until you hiccup.”
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Reasons NOT to buy the iPhone Duo (according to x) ✍️ ❌ You can’t drop it off a building without it breaking ❌ You can’t pour a handful of corse sand directly into its hinge without it breaking ❌ If you stab the inside screen with a knife more than twice it just breaks ❌ If you bend it backwards with so much force it makes you physically shake, it breaks ❌ Some app developers haven’t redesigned their apps in the last 5 days ❌ If I get one of the tiny fraction which are already broken, it doesn’t matter if Apple replace it immediately, under warranty, you should still absolutely not buy it just in case. What else am I missing?
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Great “service” from @RoyalMail today. Four items collected, including two for special delivery (total value £850) and two Amazon returns. Guy turns up as expected, with the labels, we ensure they are all on the right packages. This was at, checks doorbell video footage, 2.45pm. Yes, I have the collection on video, and screenshots taken. Have not had usual collected emails, Amazon reports collection might be delayed. Emails at 7.03pm from Royal Mail say it was “unable to fulfil your collection request” on all four items. Of course, customer service phone shuts at 6pm. Yes, I’m venting. Not least as it will no doubt be a right PITA hassle with both Royal Mail (although SD items have proper insurance) and Amazon to get sorted. And I’m not on best place, healthwise, to deal with such things.
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Now all sorted. Looks like a standard system message that goes out when items not scanned before some arbitrary cutoff point. Both special delivery parcels arrived OK, both Amazon returns now showing as picked up. @RoyalMail really should do better with sending out such emails tbh.
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Arse. Leak from bath, water came through kitchen light downstairs. Stopped when bath had emptied, so it’s not going to be a big deal. But insurance company is so snowed under with the storm stuff, can’t get the ‘emergency’ cover plumber to us until Thursday evening. No biggie, won’t use bath/shower in meantime (who doesn’t love sharing a strip wash with their partner) but a pain nonetheless. Talk about bad timing…
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I bet it’s PHP related!
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