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Longhorns. Braves. Memes. Hot Takes. Texas Volunteer Firefighter

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Joined June 2011
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BREAKING NEWS: THE JERRY NEWS NETWORK WILL RETURN NEXT TUESDAY 11/3 FOR THE 2026 MIDTERMS
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Replying to @anduriltech
Make America self-reliant again 🇺🇸
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BlueChip. Built in America. America made the first electronic computer to win a war. Now we depend on our greatest adversaries to build the computers that run our economy and defend our nation. Today, we bring it home.
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Arsenal just lost to Fleetwood Town and they’re calling it the biggest upset in English Soccer history #FutbolGuys
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Breaking: Big 10 officials have ruled there’s still 1 second on the clock. If this hits Chalktober is officially back on @OhioTate
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Feels fair that a long shot gives rebirth to the chalk
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When this wins I will have all the receipts I need to get chosen for chalktober 2027
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Cade Cunningham 15+ pts, -930
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26K watching Chalktober
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I think treats and snacks are different. I’m sorry if this offends
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Had to give a teen the “please slow down so I don’t have to scrape you off the road” speech today…
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Unbelievable move by Luke Kwon on the first tee of the 2026 @Internetinvite youtube.com/watch?v=oFbD0Ot7…
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This is the way
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Bottom of the 9th. 2 outs. 3-2 count. Trailing 10-0 in the World Series. Yandy Diaz became a Chalktober Legend.
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Chalktober!!!!!
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Can’t believe Chalktober is gonna end like this…
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LOL @BarstoolBigCat hasn't seen the Fielder flick yet and asked them not to talk about it, which of course @BarstoolYak gonna yak. The reaction as they completely ignore him is priceless.
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I never thought I'd write a book. For years, people kept asking me to co-author something. That sounded perfect. All I had to do was sit on a porch, tell some stories, and let a real writer do all the work. My friend Jon Gordon had other plans. After reading my co-authored manuscript, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "Clint, you need to write your own book." "I'm not a writer, Jon." "You're afraid to write your own book." Well, that did it. The 12-year-old in me showed up real quick. "I'm not afraid of anything." Nine months later, "Hurdle-isms" was born. Those nine months were brutal. There were days I hated writing. Days I wanted to quit. Days I stared at a blank page for hours. But something magical happened in that struggle. Pulling out old journals from Colorado and Pittsburgh. Remembering conversations with players who changed my life as much as I changed theirs. Here's what I learned writing my book: Growth isn't comfortable. It's not supposed to be. The best things that have happened in my life came from doing things I didn't think I could do.
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The list of domains LIV golf owns has been released and the names on it are incredible
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BREAKING: Three jihadist terrorists responsible for the murder of nine Christians in Jordan have been identified. - Mohammad Sami Hussein - Mush'el Zeidan Mohammad - Hizaa Zeidan Mohammad
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Oh fuck you @TedMontanaGrill
BREAKING: A new study found that paper straws are worse for the environment than plastic straws
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