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He won titles with Barcelona — “comfort zone.”
He won Ligue 1 — “Farmers League.”
He won MLS — “rigged and scripted.”
He won the World Cup — “rigged and scripted.”
He won the Copa América — “they organize it every year just so he can win.”
He won 8 Ballon d’Ors — “robbed.”
He won 6 European Golden Boots — “irrelevant.”
He has the most assists in football history — “assists don’t matter.”
He dribbles past opponents — “they don’t tackle him properly.”
He scores free kicks — “they’re too close, and the goalkeepers just let them in.”
Other big national teams failed to beat small teams so could play against his team — “It’s his fault and FIFA’s.”
He’s humble — “it’s all an act.”
No matter what Lionel Messi achieves, the goalposts keep moving. Meanwhile he is just there chilling and enjoying his football. 😂
At what point do you simply accept that you’re witnessing the greatest footballer the game has ever seen?
Aren’t you all tired?
Pardon my french but " louvrè lagē párè hàíñ".....🤧
#mumbaikabarish #MumbaiRain
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Some of the Heart-Breaking Moments captured on camera.🧵
1. 8-time Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman can't walk unassisted after years of extreme lifting and 13+ surgeries. His story of grit is unreal!
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Happy women’s day ladies!!!
May you’ll continue to shine, inspire and achieve greatness in everything you do.
#WomensDay2025
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The weight of grief bears down on me at the news of the passing of my honoured and cherished friend: Dr Manmohan Singh.
Obituaries, essays and books a plenty there will surely be about this great man, celebrating him as the architect of India’s economic reforms. As Prime Minister, Dr Manmohan Singh was the midwife of India’s emergence as one of the world’s economic giants.
I had the rare privilege of witnessing the early years of these transformative policies first-hand while we both served as finance ministers during the 1990s. We shared a fervent commitment to the war against corruption — even collaborating on unravelling a major case.
The praise that will follow in the days ahead will be truly well-deserved. Dr Manmohan Singh, slightly awkward as a politician but undeniably upright, steadfast and resolute as a statesman, leaves behind a legacy that will inspire generations to come.
To me, he will be all that and much more. Not many people know this, and it is time that I share it with Malaysians: during the years of my incarceration, he extended a kindness that he didn’t have to — one that was neither politically expedient nor, as one can imagine, appreciated by the Malaysian government at that time. Yet, true to his character, he did it anyway. He offered scholarships for my children, particularly my son, Ihsan. Although I had declined the gracious offer, such a gesture undoubtedly showed his extraordinary humanity and generosity, demonstrative, as the Bard would have it, of a man so full of “the milk of human kindness”.
In those dark days, as I navigated the labyrinth of imprisonment, he stood by me as a true friend. Such acts of quiet magnanimity defined him, and they will remain etched in my heart forever.
Goodbye, my mitra, my bhai, Manmohan.
Photo: Getty images
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#ManmohanSingh ... The Legend ❤️
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“Ek rooz koi aayega saari fursatein le kar,
Ek roz hum kahenge, zaroorat nhi rahi”.
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“ek samandar hai jo mere
kaabu mein hai,
aur ek katra hai jo mujhse
sambhala nahin jaata,
ek umr hai jo bitaani hai
uske bagair,
aur ek lamha hai jo mujhse
guzaara nahin jaata”.
-Gulzar
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This is the video of CM Pinarayi having food during their NavaKerala Yatra, this is just one of them! Every lunch & dinner is planned in similar manner when news report today said Kerala Govt is going to borrow another 1500 Crores for daily expense of Govt agencies!
Our cess, taxes are increased to have lavish buffet during their NavaKerala Yatra ?
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Message to the Aussies: check everything before the final. The metal and markings on the coin, the weight of the roller, the toxins in the dressing room's paint, the alignment of the Moon and Venus, etc. Leave nothing to chance, since you don't want to end up feeling insecure. – at Iceland
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What were the HAMAS leadership thinking? They would attack Israel and go on a killing spree, and Israel would gift them roses?
As much as I feel bad for the loss of innocent lives in Palestine, the fact is that HAMAS set in motion a dangerously irreversible killing mechanism where innocent lives are being lost to mindless violence.
Its simple. Israel needs to be the bigger brother and show more benevolence and maturity by making sure only Hamas is attacked not the innocent Palestinians.
#IsraelPalestineWar
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Oommen Chandy will be remembered for being one of those great once-in-a-century politicians who stayed so firmly rooted to the ground and among the masses that nobody saw anything but a saviour in him. He was also one of the most astute political minds of our time. (1/n) #RIPSir
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Due to the swearing-in ceremony at Kantheerava Stadium tomorrow, precautions have been taken to ensure that students who have to reach the nearby CET examination center do not face any problem. Education Department and Chief Secretary have been informed in this regard.
Our request:
* Reach the examination center by 9.30 am
* The management board has been informed to arrange lunch for the midday exam takers at the selected centers.
* Contact the police for any assistance
— D K Shivakumar
@DKShivakumar
2000 note ke andar ka chip ka charge katam hogaya hoga #2000 #2000note





















