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keepalbanyboring.com
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thank you for your service @muntazer_zaidi
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did you know when america landed on the moon they littered all the poopy diapers? literally just left them there
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i'm addicted to canceling amazon orders that don't ship fast enough gives me that same thrill, twice
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Sean Becker@Sean_Becker8 Apr 2024
[consoling a friend after a breakup] HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate
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Disable this immediately in your Direct message settings, as it's on by default. Anyone can voice call you and see your IP address when they do
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@XNews28 Feb 2024
audio and video calling are now available to everyone on X! who are you calling first?
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i think its ok for vegans to eat crocodile bc theyre both ugly and mean
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NOT THE SOCIAL NETWORK@mastodon7 Dec 2022
andrew bourdain – at Bắc Giang, Vietnam
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beginning to polaroid outfits for boiler room nyc in july
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How to file your taxes free or very cheap
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Ben Phillips@benphillips764 Dec 2023
“Lives found ended” is not a phrase in English. This is the first time it has ever been used. The daily coining of new euphemisms. The shame of it.
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Nick Mullen
@nycguidovoice4 Dec 2023
my standup special is now live, please watch and share. thanks folks youtu.be/VBlQBm5pReQ?si=O8Yf…
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hiding enough ads on instagram that i get ads for an MDMA plug on telegram
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Albany weather update: isitraininginalbany.com/

Is it raining in Albany?

Currently: no.

isitraininginalbany.com
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albanywater@albanywater21 Nov 2023
We got ourselves a nice frost last night, our winter is almost here. Make sure to protect your outdoor faucets, bleed your lines and/or install a faucet cover over your outdoor garden spigot to protect you from any potential pipe bursts. #WaterIsLife
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Albany weather update: isitraininginalbany.com/

Is it raining in Albany?

Currently: no.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouse7 Aug 2023
they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social@dasharez0ne12 May 2023
GOING ON LINE SUCK'S NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
WELL ITS NOT CALLED MASTADON ITS DA FEDIVERSE, AND YA ITS REALY HARD TO USE, BUT THEIRS ALOT OF PEPOLE ON THERE, AND NOW THEIRS BLUE SKY WHICH HAS ABOUT 300 PEPOLE BUT THEIR ALWAYS POSTING THERE ASSES, AND ITS THE SAME PEPOLE FROM TWITER BUT SORT OF ONLY THE GOOD ONE’S, AND YUO HAVE TO BE INVITTED TO JOIN IT, BUT I GOT INVITTED SO THATS COOL, I CAN GIVE YOU A INVITE BUT THEIR NOT GIVING THEM OUT MUCH SO IF I GET ONE ILL SEND IT TO YOU IN I THINK 14 DAY’S, A @DASHAREZ0NE @DASHAREZ0NE @DASHAREZ0NE

ALT WELL ITS NOT CALLED MASTADON ITS DA FEDIVERSE, AND YA ITS REALY HARD TO USE, BUT THEIRS ALOT OF PEPOLE ON THERE, AND NOW THEIRS BLUE SKY WHICH HAS ABOUT 300 PEPOLE BUT THEIR ALWAYS POSTING THERE ASSES, AND ITS THE SAME PEPOLE FROM TWITER BUT SORT OF ONLY THE GOOD ONE’S, AND YUO HAVE TO BE INVITTED TO JOIN IT, BUT I GOT INVITTED SO THATS COOL, I CAN GIVE YOU A INVITE BUT THEIR NOT GIVING THEM OUT MUCH SO IF I GET ONE ILL SEND IT TO YOU IN I THINK 14 DAY’S, A @DASHAREZ0NE @DASHAREZ0NE @DASHAREZ0NE

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Albany Public Library@AlbanyNYLibrary6 Apr 2023
DYK you have free access to more than twenty museums and historic sites in the area? Stop by and check out our Museum Passes!
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