MatthiasiAm retweeted
I never want to hear @FedEx talk about carbon emissions or doing better for the environment. My package arrived to Los Angeles... they sent it AWAY 1800 miles to Memphis... and it's supposed to make it's way back for delivery on Monday. 😂👌
MatthiasiAm retweeted
You ever just fall asleep for a nap and wake up the next day? Sure as hell felt like it lol
MatthiasiAm retweeted
Yo, if you ever feel sad that you don't get enough phone calls, move to the states. You'll get about 8 scam calls a day. Never a dull moment! :D
What's with all the fake spam accounts lately @twitter? Always a female first name followed by 5 numbers, display name in cursive. Annoying.
Same profiles, same emojis, same photos. Get with the program @TwitterSupport
MatthiasiAm retweeted
Joe Biden's America:
Gas prices went up 6.4% in February
They went up 7.4% in January
But at least he doesn't tweet mean things, right?
🤔
MatthiasiAm retweeted
This is what we see when we locate the phone:
*11 missed calls
*Text messages: You ok? Where are you? Why aren’t you home yet? Helllllooooo???
If you could walk in our shoes for just one day, you would beg your love ones to buckle up, slow down and stop driving distracted.
MatthiasiAm retweeted
I posted this on Instagram but I wanted to share it with the people of Twitter as well. This was a #fanart I did for @matthiasiam and technically @Hi5Studios as well as @ItsMattanda since Matt doesn't have any social media. Behold.... THE MEGA OVERKILL DRAGON! #overkill















