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mike jones

@Mikejones

Business and tractor owner. Referee. Husband. Tech Nerd. UFC Analyst. Comedian. Business Inquiries only: 2813308004

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Joined August 2015
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Is there an X account that will tell me which NHL team is most likely to fight tonight? NHL FIGHT PREDICTOR or sumn
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this kid is such a sore loser @Rainmaker1973 blocked me after he stole 3 of my posts and I called him a grifter. sad what monetization has done to X
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bad timing
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since when did the world get so soft about lightning? y'all afraid of some flashing lights? fr?
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since when did the world get so soft about lightning? y'all afraid of some flashing lights? fr?
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this really puts it all in perspective
Ernest Bledsoe (@PincheOgro1) profile pictureErnest Bledsoe
@PincheOgro1Oct 30
So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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Gotta skip the nose strip tonight. Wife is farting up a storm 😒
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Modern warfare
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@CUAS_NEWSOct 28
Persistent Camouflage - Air Cover 🇺🇸 Austin based Vigil Autonomy (@VigilAutonomy) founded by Matt Goodman (@goodmattg) has developed autonomous camouflage system that provides persistent cover over the asset for thermal infrared and synthetic aperture radar signature management. According to Vigil, the system maximum operating altitude is 10m and flight duration is 120min. Learn more >> tinyurl.com/mr3xfvcm
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i hate that this is real life
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why are steve jobs eyebrows like that?
2001 Live (@25YearsAgoLive) profile picture2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 23
Apple releases its new portable digital music player, the iPod. It has 5GB of space and 10 hours of battery life.
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how i feel this week
Mike P (@mikepat711) profile pictureMike P
@mikepat711Oct 23
I am a victim
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be the CEO that addresses reality and backs your employees. too many soft people cosplaying leaders nowadays
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@unusual_whalesOct 23
Employees who trust their CEO and senior leaders are 41% more likely to be engaged at work, per ADP CEO
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Officially the proud owner of the @MikeJones tag.
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#8 went for the big hit instead of recovering the onside? 😂
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You know kiddo, back in my day cars didn’t even fly
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Yall are too quick 😂
Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) profile pictureChris Bakke
@ChrisJBakkeOct 16
When I try to roll the windows down in my Roadster and I accidentally launch the car 60 feet into the air
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😖
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Dick Butkus has to be the worst given name in earths history, right?
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just got a thank you card in the mail…. Do I reach out and tell them thank you for the thank you card, or do I reach out and say you’re welcome?
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How many people would be named entree if it didn’t mean, like, meal or whatever?
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