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@ngw

Ruby, Elixir and Elm hacker. Proud Slytherin. Proud antifa. Building things @chorallydev

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Joined March 2007
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Ok, sent a pro controller and 2 joy cons to @NintendoUK for repairs (BOTH were drifting like crazy) at the end of March. Today they told me they don't know when they'll send them back because Pro controllers are out of stock, and they don't know when they'll be available.
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Anyway: @Ngw@mastodon.social I don't really care about Musk, but he's opening the fucking cages, so eventually I'll move.
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Just been @RoyalLondonHosp where 3 different receptionists don't know where to send you if you need help with @DiabetesUK I have to go home without prescription and call. I mean...
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Good, so now @FootballManager has @juventusfcen but lost @en_sscnapoli. We got a beautiful "Parthenope" team.
Apparently #GameFreak let out yet another stinker. Be happy my kids want your games, without the franchise you'd sell close to nothing.
No ma qui stiamo raggiungendo livelli davvero alti :D
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk14 Nov 2022
Replying to @elonmusk @sampullara
Part of today will be turning off the “microservices” bloatware. Less than 20% are actually needed for Twitter to work!
I adopted a donkey named Ruby. (You can do it too, thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/ad…)
Never. Use. HAML. Just don't do it. I know as a rubyist overengineering HTML while making it slower for absolutely no gain might look like the perfect Brexit move, but just say no. Fuck you HAML.
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Just applied for an Elixir position @SquareEnix A man can dream.
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So happy. Can't wait to see the movie.
Ramin Setoodeh (@RaminSetoodeh) profile pictureRamin Setoodeh
@RaminSetoodeh4 Sep 2022
The standing ovation for #TheWhale was so enthusiastic, Brendan Fraser tried to leave the theater but the crowd’s applause made him stay. #Venezia79
Lungo thread 🧵sulla questione @amnesty e sul suo controverso rapporto sull'#Ucraina . A giugno ero a #Mykolaiv, nel sud del paese. Ogni giorno i russi bombardavano il quartiere dove mi trovavo con artiglieria, missili e bombe a grappolo (una esplosa a 300 metri da me). 1 di 8
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Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) profile pictureIrvine Welsh@IrvineWelsh2 Aug 2022
Fuck off you boring cunt
Livello d'istruzione: manco il cartone animato del libro Cuore, 'sto collione.
Charlotte Matteini (@CharlyMatt) profile pictureCharlotte Matteini
@CharlyMatt24 Jul 2022
Secondo Salvini ci sono scuole dove "si fa l'appello per cognome, per non discriminare, perché magari a sette anni c'è qualche bambino che si sente fluido". E nessuno che gli abbia detto "ma che cazzo stai a dì?" Questa campagna elettorale sta già regalando perle improbabili.
Ma davvero con il pattume che c'è su @Twitter sono riusciti a sospendere Boldrin?
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Just ordered new Macbook Air. My attempt to use Linux to work has miserably failed, it just isn't comfortable.
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LOL!
Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) profile pictureRussell Crowe
@russellcrowe18 Jul 2022
Taking the kids to see my old office
Image from Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe)
Is @Deliveroo down?
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Nintendo Japan says it recognises same-sex marriages, even if Japan doesn't: bit.ly/3AMRQnI
Image from Kotaku (@Kotaku)
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20/08/19, post Papeete Conte denuncia Salvini di aver voluto la crisi per "scopi personali e di partito", di "scarsa sensibilità istituzionale e carenza di cultura costituzionale" e di non aver ritirato i suoi ministri dopo la sfiducia E oggi invece? 🤡
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No commentary will EVER top this 🎙
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