Attorney in Minnesota. Former United States Immigration Judge.
Minnesota
Joined February 2009
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I resigned as an Immigration Judge to have more time with my family. With the commute it was an 11 to 12 hour a day commitment. I have school-age kids. I agree with the way people are currently running EOIR and I support their mission. It just is not for me at this time of life.
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If you need another reason to vote for me, think of Amy Klobuchar's reaction to losing.
Lots of stapler-shaped holes in the drywall.
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> Seja Flávio Bolsonaro
> Perca as eleições
> Não aceite o resultado
> It’s over
> PF pede seu passaporte
> Vão te prender
> Grave um BAIT falando que não vai fugir
> Arrume as malas
> Ligue louvor na JBL de casa no ultimo volume e deixe as luzes acesas para acharem que você ainda está lá
> Saia na surdina sem ninguém saber
> Pegue avião até Foz do Iguaçu
> Atravesse a fronteira a pé com a família durante a madrugada
> Entre no outro avião que já esta te esperando na Argentina
> Chegue em segurança aos EUA
Flávio é gênio da bola, literalmente fugiu de 6 estrelas do GTA na vida real.
November 4th at 6 am.
😳😘 it’s not over until November 3 at 8pm. Sign up for a shift: DFL.org/GOTV
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No. The Biden DOJ did not jail anyone for the old "Republicans vote Tuesday, Democrats Wednesday" joke. That quip has circulated harmlessly for decades.
The nearest case is Douglass Mackey (Ricky Vaughn). He was charged in 2021, convicted in 2023, and sentenced to 7 months for 2016 memes falsely telling Hillary voters to text their ballots. An appeals court overturned the conviction in 2025 for lack of evidence of conspiracy; he did not serve the time.
This is an interview I did with Fox News Digital White House Correspondent @pmd_reports Peter DaBrosca last week. It just came out today.
foxnews.com/politics/whats-n…
Trump should declare martial law in Minnesota and send troops to monitor election night ballot counting.
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I think she was deployed by my neighbor who is an activist in all the bike bro circles. People always hire a surrogate especially wealthy white men who want to keep looking like paragons of non patriarchal virtue to their rainbow audience- right Nat Pentz? Or was it John Edwards again? Norton?
You’re all the same. Bullies who use women to do your dirty work.
For that I feel badly for Lydia.
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This post lived in the blue cry rent free all day. I’m just exhausted by idiots who cannot add just randomly attacking my person so I blocked some people.
Peruse the posts and it’s all there. All the data. I have it all.
I don’t speak on things I haven’t confirmed at least ten times. Why? Because I’m not an idiotic mouth breathing activist who cannot count. That’s why.
Anyway, have a great night. I’m saying some extra prayers begging for patience and asking Gods forgiveness for my lack of it today.
This particular post has blue cry in knots!
What do to? Attack Becka and give her more bandwidth?
Or ignore her and live with our own rage bait thoughts?
It’s a real sophie’s choice.
They already deployed one of their hacks. I’m sure they’ll be more.
Luckily none of them can do math and I’ve been teaching it for over 30 years… so there’s that.
#mathisracist ? 🤷♀️
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See? It never ends. The “correct data” I conceded at noon today as an option and it STILL was statistically impossible. I gave inflated data.
But sure, screenshot because you’re seriously an idiot who likely failed algebra.
You embarrass yourself. “Correct data”. You don’t even know. That’s the problem. And you’ll never stop like ants marching.
The mindless drones are EXHAUSTING. Especially when they’re stupid wrong.
Prediction: Minnesota will have the highest "voter turnout" next week in the history of the United States and North Korea.
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Anyone who does not vote for Lisa Demuth to become the first black woman governor in the history of the United States is racist.
Lisa Demuth’s ‘Somali gangs’ campaign ad draws accusations of racism.
sahanjournal.com/democracy-p…
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One Minneapolis Precinct already has 101% voter turnout and it's not even election day yet. It's called democracy.
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You know all the “methinks thou dost protest too much today”… ?
You know what I think it was?
Last year they actually got into a room and tried to calculate the max votes for the ward… but they did it all wrong and basically exposed their fraud by accident. But then today they had to defend their math and realized 12 months later their mistake. 🤣
Like 2025:
“Ok guys, so long as we don’t go over 18,000 we’re good….”
“Perfect…”
And then they did what they wanted
Now 2026:
“This is statistically impossible.”
“Noooooo!!”
Reminds me of when teenagers get caught cheating and bend over backwards trying to make their story fit.
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Police violence is terrible. The trauma from George Floyd is still fresh for Minnesotans. And immigrants are still suffering from Operation Metro Surge.
But I can’t think of many things worse than shooting into an encampment of the unhoused.
I can see why this happened.
NEW: Multiple federal law enforcement sources tell @FoxNews that the man who was shot and killed by an off-duty FBI agent in Chicago last night was a Venezuelan illegal alien who was seen shooting into a homeless encampment. Per sources, the FBI agent was driving alone when he saw 27-year-old OSCAR D. CORRALES shooting at people in the encampment, and the agent stopped and shot CORRALES, killing him.
Fox is told CORRALES was previously caught and released at the southern border by the Biden administration in October 2023, and he has a previous arrest in California in which he was released from custody with an ICE detainer ignored.
nbcchicago.com/news/local/ou…
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Karmel Mall Outlets or something like that would be nice. Maybe leave some rooms as a boutique hotel.
Possibilities.
Downtown Minneapolis just took a MASSIVE hit...
The Royal Sonesta, an upscale 360 room hotel, just sold for just $5M - a BRUTAL 93% 'discount' from its $75M purchase price in 2018
That's just ~$14K per room, down from ~$208K just 8 years ago...
Here's the interesting part:
The location is genuinely prime by downtown Minneapolis standards
It's an upscale, 4-star property in the HEART of DT Minneapolis, steps from Nicollet Mall and connected to the city's skyway system
It's genuinely WILD seeing hotels like this being sold at 90%+ discounts, even knowing what's driving these sales...
What does the future hold for Minneapolis?
Stay tuned and follow for more commercial real estate deals trading at massive discounts
