Postmates

my favorite form of self care is not leaving the house

halloween may be over but the horrors persist (it's monday)

sorry for the face i made when you asked for a bite

just asked my friend if she was gonna eat her pickle and she said yes?? i’m livid

i think i’m gonna order nachos this week i can just feel it

born in the right generation bc i can literally order boba to my door RIGHT NOW

postmates implies the existence of premates

are you gonna eat your pickle?

like this if: sweet treat < savory treat

a dumplin a day keeps the doctor away

“my weaknesses have always been food and men—in that order.” -dolly parton 💜

repost if you’re a snack

just here to help

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and perhaps for the lady, the exact same thing she ordered last time?

pizza is better cold from the fridge the next day. send tweet

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we have a few emojis to add 😎

ya know what never gave me a parasite? chips n salsa

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