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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦

@patterballs

Dad to Scarlett & Norah. Husband to Nancy. Comedian (yes really). Host @cbcdebaters, @debaterslive. Head writer @thepattersonian. Likes hats.

 Toronto Canada
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Did this as a tribute to Gord Downie. It also serves as tribute to our other great Gords we’ve lost recently. Thanks @ComedyRecords for putting this lyric video together. #HappyCanadaDay
Comedy Records (@ComedyRecords) profile pictureComedy Records@ComedyRecords1 Jul 2023
🇨🇦HAPPY CANADA DAY!🇨🇦 Enjoy a brand new track from Steve Patterson's forthcoming album! Oh Canada, we love you Gordie! Album details coming soon! youtu.be/7aCtJMwldO8
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Evergreen tweet.
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Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Max Scherzer is thinking about one more season blogto.com/sports_play/2026/…
Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Max Scherzer is thinking about one more season

Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Max Scherzer is thinking about one more season

Max Scherzer may have thrown his final pitch as a Toronto Blue Jay, but the 42-year-old isn't ruling out the possibility of another season. The veter…

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next 101 band members backstage…
CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
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Angine de Poitrine introduced a new band member and debuted a new song during their show in Toronto on Thursday night. 🎥: @cetincem
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First of all, they’re going to need a LOT of Febreze…
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Trump signs proclamation he says will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room ctvnews.ca/world/article/tru…
Trump signs proclamation he says will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room

Trump signs proclamation he says will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room

U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday signed a proclamation that he said will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room as he has redesigned them.

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Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets reut.rs/4zuYVVD
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

The futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks ultimately only sold in just a handful of markets because of its heavy, angular design.

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You love to see it…
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A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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I’ve just learned that the Canadian budget’s title that will be unveiled today is “Masters of Our Destiny”. Which I admit is catchy. I just wish Minister Champagne would go all out, name it “Masters of the Universe” and deliver it like this…
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Minister Champagne will introduce #Budget2026 LIVE this afternoon. #YourBudget
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This is how I want to go out…
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California man, 97, dies at his own birthday party moments after dancing to Bee Gees' 'Stayin' Alive' trib.al/5DwKmb8
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Very, VERY well deserved. Congrats @Devin_Heroux !
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BUCKLE UP 👏 Congratulations to our very own @Devin_Heroux for winning the 2026 Randy Starkman Award for Leadership in Sports Journalism 🙌
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Five outstanding Canadian artists. A little over 24 hours left to have your say. This is your last chance to choose who will represent Canada at the 2027 Eurovision Song Contest. Voting closes at 11:59 pm PT, November 5: cbc.ca/eurovision
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The Royal Canadian Legion
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Donate to the National Poppy Fund online! Your donations help go towards: - Grants for food, heating costs, clothing, prescription medication, medical appliances and equipment, essential home repairs and emergency shelter or assistance for Veterans and their families in need - Housing accommodation and care facilities for Veterans - Funding for Veteran Transition Programs that are directly related to the training, education and support needs of Veterans and their families - Comforts for Veterans and their surviving spouses who are hospitalized and in need And much more! Donate today: legion.ca/donations
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Obiwan meet Darth. Darth, this is Obiwan…
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@VaticanNewsNov 4
Pope Leo XIV met with American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in a private audience on Wednesday, November 4.
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Scaramooch will probably get a Netflix comedy special for this…
Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) profile pictureAnthony Scaramucci
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I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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This shouldn’t be “breaking news”. This should just be a routine democratic election.
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Breaking News: President Trump told The New York Times that he would accept the results of the midterm elections. nyti.ms/4BGG4Iv
Trump Says in Interview That He Will Accept Election Results

Trump Says in Interview That He Will Accept Election Results

In an interview with two Times reporters, President Trump blamed the G.O.P.’s losses on the fact that he was not on the ballot and said he was willing to work with Democrats.

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The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) profile pictureThe Washington Post
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American voters dealt President Trump a historic rebuke on a scale not seen since 1974, propelling Democrats into control of both houses of Congress with commanding wins in places they hadn’t carried in decades. Read more about tonight's election results here: wapo.st/4yYJm7g
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They canno take our Ice crrrrreeeerrreeeeaaaammm!
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Cyberattacks caused fridges and freezers to malfunction across European supermarkets and North Korea rejected allegations it was behind the crypto heist that stole $6.3 billion from Binance. Here's this week's top stories from the world of technology reut.rs/4jVTcDo

Tech Weekly: More fridge attacks and a crypto heist - Tech

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Well, this is almost the same as the U.S. removing tariffs I guess…
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Another Olive Garden location is opening in Ontario blogto.com/eat_drink/2026/11…
Another Olive Garden location is opening in Ontario

Another Olive Garden location is opening in Ontario

American restaurant chain Olive Garden continues to expand its footprint in Ontario, with another location set to open in Waterloo. Olive Garden Cana…

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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 retweeted
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‘Keep the remembrance alive’: Royal Canadian Legion’s poppy campaign underway ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nova-sco…
‘Keep the remembrance alive’: Royal Canadian Legion’s poppy campaign underway

‘Keep the remembrance alive’: Royal Canadian Legion’s poppy campaign underway

The Royal Canadian Legion is sharing information about its poppy campaign, which runs until Remembrance Day.

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Hopefully all Canadians in most of Ontario and eastward remembered that the clocks went back 1 hour last night. Meanwhile in Western Canada it is already Christmas.
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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 retweeted
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@RoyalCdnLegionOct 31
The 2026 Poppy Campaign is here! And there's no better way to mark the occasion than seeing the Poppy Drop display cascade down the Senate building. From October 24 - November 11, digital Poppies will cascade down the Senate building to honour the fallen who fought for our freedom. The virtual wall of honour will also be displayed on one of the Senate's columns. The display will run every evening from 6:30 - 9:30 pm ET except for November 10th and 11th, when they will run until midnight ET.
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Forgot to get a pumpkin to carve for tonight. Will have to see what we can do with a butternut squash.
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