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Poet. @hellymoo Posee mi corazón 💜 All poetry & words copyright of me. Time Person of the Year 2006 find me at @poetsimon.bsky.social

Joined December 2018
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This is a new account. Pretty much the same content as the old account. If you've come from there - thank you.
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Want to be in one of my books? I’m selling the name of 1 male character in my current novel and 1 in the next for $500 each. Your character might be good. He might be bad. He might live or he might eat shit and die. Let me know if you’re interested.
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For those looking for booze free booze this month (or beyond) I can recommend this
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I do not want Venezuela I do not want Greenland. I do not want Cuba. I do not want Canada. I do not want Mexico. I just want healthcare.
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Padstow we are in you
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I bet @GreatDismal would appreciate this ...
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Die Another Day is a fucking awful, awful film
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I'm in Tolworth. On purpose.
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Well, it finally happened! One of our most requested interviews is out this Friday! Thanks to @camcantrun for chatting to us 🫶 Find us on your favourite platform here: tr.ee/gRkK6roGtH #DayZ #Interview #podcast
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Stockport I am in you
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Cliff Richard is an absolute wrong 'un #totp
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Friday—like a grenade with a smiley face, pin already pulled. The week collapses, the chaos begins, and everyone pretends they’re free for 48 glorious hours. #Friday #RalphSteadman #Illustration
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