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carouser, drinker, and failed reincarnation of the jazz age

the homes of kind people
Joined August 2007
Job fair time. Someone hire meeeeee
#canadiantire where you can't find anyone to help you for an hour, then suddenly there's four of them discussing your question
A model of efficiency: what costco optical centre isn't #costco
Look at what we have here: giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/… What were some of you saying the other day? Hmmm??
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Also i guess i enjoy drinking sideways wtf flipbook RT @pupcakes: flip.it/Wh6fp lucky buddha beer is DELICIOUS #luckybuddha
RT @jenbts: There are two 40 year old women at work who wear matching outfits + pigtails on Friday. Why? WHY.
Strip club with a group of lesbians. Was it a good night? I should mention my sobriety.
Shopping with a foreigner, always an interesting experience! #unofficialtourguide
Well I want to wish Karl Urban a very Happy Birthday! Hopefully he will join Twitter one of these days
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Our truck for our gay pride float stalled. Naturally the lesbians arrive to boost us. Yay!!!
Aaaugh sewing a costume for the pride parade and the fabric suddenly splits and is ruined. Time to refigure my shit out.
Driving my mom's car is terrifying. It's basically a high tech gadget that happens to be in a car shape.
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Mmmm garden shopping. Why so wonderful summer? Everything smells good.
My weather app needs to learn to distinguish 'partly sunny' from 'rain and hail'