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Joanna Borns

@robotics

Writer / Producer. [email protected]

 New York City
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Joined June 2008
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Never coulda predicted that The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald would become THE anti Christmas creep anthem
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The thing about aging they don't warn you about is the amount of times you start saying "whoops" out loud.
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Joanna Borns@robotics16 May 2016
Everyone in line at the post office has a weird incredible problem that could never be solved by anyone.
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How many mechanical birds am I gonna see on Halloween
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I keep thinking about how people worked hard at their jobs all day long to give the google maps navigation robot voice vocal fry
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Health insurance, 401ks, planning a funeral are nothing in comparison to the adulthood sadness of telling your own self you're not getting ice cream because you have ice cream at home
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My dentist started calling me "Bud."
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It finally happened. I saw a shirt I really wanted and it was for dogs.
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I chose the worst possible handle for someone who doesn't want to interact with AI bros.
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But also maybe I'll be safe when the singularity comes
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I would only sell this handle for seven figures
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I wrote some helpful nutrition advice
McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) profile pictureMcSweeney's@mcsweeneys1 Aug 2025
"Of course you can still eat other things you enjoy like fruits, pastas, and even brownies. As long as those fruits, pastas, and brownies are made from a slurry of broken-down animal parts and molded into the shapes of those respective foods." mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-…
You Don’t Eat Enough Protein and It Sickens Me

You Don’t Eat Enough Protein and It Sickens Me

“Every second of the day is an opportunity for protein and you’re wasting it. What’s that sound? All I hear is the sound of you not eating a bucket of eggs. ...

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Just chugged buncha seed oil
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I'm on bluesky. Idk
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The haters said I'd never post another stranger's diary video but youtu.be/qu69KO-lOeg
Real Life Advice From Victorian Teens

Real Life Advice From Victorian Teens

I bought a stranger's diary from ebay - Creepy Victorian child edit...

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Did it hurt? When Moo Deng bit you?
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Is it bad that the guy making my chipotle called me a "trooper" because of my order?
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I have a very particular set of skills. (Seeing food spilled on the sidewalk and knowing with 100% certainty when it's Chipotle)
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I love being in a loud restaurant with bad acoustics because you can say "yum yum yum" out loud and no one will hear you.
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I just saw a woman walking down the street with green hair and a black and white striped shirt. Was she going for Beetlejuice or did she have no idea? It kills me that I will never know.
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