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Reading about depression in Comic Sans lessens its severity enormously.

I've had a productive morning. Now someone kiss me.

I just entered the @BWBUK “Year of Books” Contest. I can win a year’s supply of books bit.ly/ukyearofbooks

A disorganised person trying to pack is v bad '___'

Just ended a phone call with mi madre and she told me to read more Koran, pray more and watch out for 'em Australians and their nasty ways.

Customer at work just now: "What was that juice you gave me? What juice? I LIKE YOUR JUICE!!!!!"

Why did I think having three jobs is a good idea, why? Ahh. Aaaaaaahhh.

Walking around in the city and bumped into @mrwilliamcooper just starting to play Yann Tiersen <3

HRNNRHGGH.

@yumeh, <3 <3 <3 THE CAT AND I MISS YOU!!!

OKAY, TIME TO DO ITS.

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NO, I FORGOT MY COOKIES :(

Cleaning the whole apartment in knickers 'cos @yumeh isn't here ~___~ HUGS YUMMEH <3 <3 <3

Rummaged through bag for pen and found: money, deodorant, earrings, acorn, a condom and a cashew. Wat.

Been holding in pee for 6 hours already. Fucking uni.

Went to the Mens because it was nearest plus nobody's around. While I was washing my face, an old guy came in and O___O. I smiled bashfully.

Donald Glover is fond of Asian women. COME TO ME, BB <3

This is the week when all the people I don't wanna talk to or meet contact me. What the fiddly fuck >:[