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I move like lasagna. Married to @Schmrypta and the game. Almighty God of the Schmryptoverse, Steward of the Mallary Archive. Richest person in the world (again)

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Joined June 2021
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Come see us at 110 West Dallas St for the Supply & Demand show, open now! I’m a bit biased but I think this is the best curation we’ve seen at Art Blocks weekend!
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Greetings from the North Texas moors (and my cat)
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Real artists and builders are messy, complicated, often unpleasant people. They can be difficult to deal with, even for their fans. Their point-of-view is impossible to put into a neat little box for easy consumption. Sociopaths, on the other hand, are lots of fun! Just like the original artists and builders, but better!
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I would pay a small monthly subscription to have access to the old, unfucked-up version of OpenSea.
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48 hours left for @redbeardnft to agree to attend the Dallas Summit, provisionally scheduled for November 19th. Will he prove us wrong and show up?
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WAGMI! (Wrongdoers Are Getting Mogged Intensely)
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Legalized sports gambling is proof that the government hates us and wants us to be unhappy.
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I went to art school with Rob (hi Rob) and I distinctly remember Professor Metz telling him he would never make a living as an artist. Twenty years later and I suspect that Rob has made many times more from his art than Metz ever did. I guess the moral of this story is fuck the haters, you do you.
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That’s what I’ve been trying to tell everyone! Oh wait, he’s referring to Ansem? Nevermind…
you mean to tell me the most obvious grifting self-promotional scammer of the past few years was in fact a grifting scammer???
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I’m honestly a little surprised by how quickly the Cabal gave up on the whole Ossen charade. Highly encouraging to see them losing heart so easily now. Onwards and upwards.
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Guy Schmawkes
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Will @redbeardnft attend the Dallas Summit, or is he a coward?
77%He’s a coward!
23%He’ll be there.
91 votes • Final results
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You can safely ignore threats from the Cabal. One of their favorite ways to suppress dissent is to threaten to sue, but here’s a fun fact: They never follow through because discovery would be absolutely devastating for them (one of the perils of running a criminal enterprise) If you see something, say something; cockroaches fear the light.
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Six days left for @redbeardnft to agree to the Summit. If he’s smart, he’ll come and explain himself to the community. Unfortunately, people close to him assure me that he will chicken out, even after getting the deletions he begged for. Everything I know about him tells me that they’re right, but we shall see.
At the request of a mutual friend who is trying to coordinate the Dallas Summit, I will be deleting two tweets pertaining to @redbeardnft. The space we held will remain available, and in the absence of an agreement to attend the Summit, I will repost both in one week.
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At the request of a mutual friend who is trying to coordinate the Dallas Summit, I will be deleting two tweets pertaining to @redbeardnft. The space we held will remain available, and in the absence of an agreement to attend the Summit, I will repost both in one week.
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"However political parties may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion." -George Washington
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I find it hard to get too excited about elections when the choice is between the hopelessly corrupt authoritarian party, or the other hopelessly corrupt authoritarian party.
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This was the first use of the term ‘supply maxi’ on X, which I had to coin because I had literally never met another one. Four years later and it feels like the scarcity maxis are on the retreat and we’re finally approaching a real tipping point. Abundance wins.
Replying to @deltasauce
Glad to hear it! I feel like the scarcity mindset is great for producing short term pumps, but history and a mature market rewards prodigious output. Demand drives price harder than supply and that comes from network effects. I feel like the only supply maxi collector haha.
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The funny thing about this situation is that it takes less work to prompt a novel image than to upload someone else’s work and prompt for changes.
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Stop trying to get rich collectors’ attention by slobbering all over them like a golden retriever. People come at them all-day-everyday with over-the-top compliments in an attempt to extract something from them; you’re just triggering their mental immune system.
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