@scotnery

I give entertaining people more impact and help impactful companies entertain

 Hollywood, CA
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Joined March 2009
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Arlo <my son>: I need help, I hurt my finger ME : (helping dislodge a Lego piece) Arlo : I did it! ME : you're right. Asking for help is a great way to do things.
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Ventriloquists kiss & tell at once.
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I could kill someone with my left pinky. Who has it?
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it's 2025! Where's my tree museum?!
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noticed: The most famous Morgan Is Free Man and the second most famous is Fair Child ...carry on...
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I just "Nom" n ated some peanuts.
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Today, all the resolution people are gone. You can go to the gym.
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It's not about *what* I get out of a lecture. It's about *when*
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Is it Black Friday yet? I wanna sleep on the street!
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Lobbyist : buy-partisan
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The "Alive" part of "Sexiest Man Alive" creeps me out a little.
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"bitch please!" - complaint department
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If you ask a rhetorical question, I'll give you a rhetorical response.
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I went to sleep with my head under my pillow and woke up with a bunch of dollars in my mouth.
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You know why footballs aren't circle shaped? If they were, the sport would be totally pointless.
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My todo list says "allegedly" a lot. Am I a bad person?
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The joke's on this moth. He thinks he can screw in a lightbulb.
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I got sick from 6 degrees of kelvin bacon.
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