Joined August 2013
when my boss asks what i’ve been posting on the official account
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it's like watching the mona lisa be painted in real time
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Mini App names can now end in gay or agent, ai, app, game or bot if you're boring I guess
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i touched grass
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when someone asks me to "hop on a quick video call"
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if you're a long-time TON trencher, drop your telegram username in the replies
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stop watching @instagram reels
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telegram has the highest revenue split for creators btw
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you’re begging in her DMs while I’m in her ear talking about Telegram Premium 🫦🫦🫦 we are not the same
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I once rented a room from this guy named Jeff who got banned from every karaoke bar in the city because after his song he would hold onto the mic and talk about various conspiracy theories until security came and dragged him off the stage #justice4jeff
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If you have a gaming podcast i will go on it and drop my hottest takes. Post the best clip from your show in the replies to apply. If i like it, i'll DM you and we can schedule something.
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if I made an @OnlyFans page would you subscribe to it?
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• born too late to afford a home • born too early to be a TikTok star • born right on time to fuck in a flying @tesla
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help I think my friend is autistic
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shower thought: saying “I’m on X” meant a very different thing 20 years ago
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reply with your telegram username and see what happens
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