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The CSD thinks that if Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed disagrees with the president, then he should say so— but think before you say so…

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: A recent study shows 10% of human speech caught on tape is directed toward our pets, with some people using high-pitched baby talk and others holding regular conversations. Do you talk to your pets? If so, what do you say?

“Contagion is a real issue.” @Miss_Snuffy joined Fox News @ Night to discuss the riots in France and the possibility of similar unrest happening in England.

The CSD thinks James Talarico can find valuable lessons from both Pink Floyd and the Eagles: Stop giving us that do-goody-good BS— because you can’t hide those “lyin’ eyes!”

“He’s invoking Christianity; he’s representing Christ in his mind, and yet he’s speaking directly against what the very doctrines of the Bible are all about.” @RealJackHibbs @foxnewsnight

“Mamdani’s beholden to what I call the ‘TikTokracy.’” @briannalyman2

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: Conde Nast just ranked the top ten friendliest cities in the world - and none of them are in the United States. Which American city deserves to make that list?

The CSD finds it odd that Mayor Zohran Mamdani likes “likes” more than laws!

“If he wants to actually have a debate, choose to debate with people who have the facts.” @sweeenie @foxnewsnight

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: A Bumble survey revealed that 52% of adults hadn't made a new friend in the past year — despite 60% saying they wanted to. Why aren't we making new friends?

The CSD thinks Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin is way off target…

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: In-N-Out Burger refuses to join delivery apps - so a black market has formed to bring Double-Doubles to hungry Southern Californians. What is one meal you'd bend the rules to get your hands on?

“The vast majority of the youth who are getting off of alcohol are not switching to something else— many of them are switching to healthier habits.” @houmanhemmati @foxnewsnight

“This is a very self-important and frankly ignorant monologue.” @LydiaMoynihan @foxnewsnight

The CSD thinks every time California gets proof of vote violations, the state responds by increasing the BS— which in this case is bucket space!

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: A new survey finds 17% of Americans admit to cooking meals during zoom meetings for work. What’s something you’re guilty of doing with the webcam turned off?