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tristian

@trisauce

everything begins in your light, your center

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Joined June 2012
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We Know The Exact Date You'll Be Abducted By Aliens

We Know The Exact Date You'll Be Abducted By Aliens

Your time may be sooner than you think.

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October 15th , a date in my heart forever
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eui@eueu18504215 Oct 2025
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meow
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⭑@ghostwurlds13 Oct 2025
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The Curse, which i famously have
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got lost leaving acl and ended up in silent hill 2
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"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in
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GOTTA GO TO WORK GOTTA GO TO WORK GOTTA HAVE A JOB
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i'm crying
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@MurdoinkGS6 Oct 2025
Charlie "yo guys this is me, Charlie" Smiling Friends s03e01 green screen
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let’s lady and the tramp a cigarette
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Lupin@the_arttheif5 Oct 2025
I hope this email kills us both
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via@atrophicbtrfly4 Oct 2025
this is what it's like to be me
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wengel@wengelll4 Oct 2025
four dvds and a ten film wes anderson box set. he robbed them blind
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✨Cillian Murphy’s Closet Picks! ✨
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pinegrove.bandcamp.com/album… pinegrove knew what they were doing releasing this on October 3rd
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You just can’t beat 6:00 doors 7:00 show
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Jane Goodall dapping up harambe in heaven and calling him twin right now
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xD@jackiecore6661 Oct 2025
cop pulls me over and asks for license and registration. i open my glove box and a small grey alien hops out. "what the hell is that thing?" the officer asks. "i don't know," i tell him. "i straight up have no idea"
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36 years ago today 🐰
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where did it all go wrong wednesday
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