Heretic. Owner of @TheyCallMeSmeef
Minnesota, USA
Joined October 2012
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Why is this AI trash? Aren't there actual images?
Ten cajt je ABSOLUTNÍ BADASS!!!
Vy to asi nevidíte, ale on vědomě vyměnil svůj život za to, že toho útočníka aspoň co nejvíc zraní.
Bylo mu jasný, že jde v hadrech s pistolkou, proti někomu s dlouhou a ve Fool gearu a tak nemá smysl moc taktizovat a prostě se rozhodl rozdat co největší damage jaký stihne.
Absolutně chladnokrevně a přesně vysypal co měl i když sám inkasoval a jak viděl, že mu to vyšlo, tak se ještě stihl aspoň částečně sám ošetřit.
To je přesně podle vojenskýho - Když jsi jedinej kdo může, tak musíš!
Kolik životů zachránil, výměnou za svůj?
Velitelskej materiál.
Doufám, že to dá.
Dnes se všichni pomodlete.
The pilot owes the driver of that truck a new pair of boxers.
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
INT. GOLD & SILVER PAWN SHOP – DAY
The familiar guitar sting fades. A GUY in a windbreaker steps up to the counter carrying a small, lead-lined case. He sets it down with a careful clunk.
RICK (to camera):
People bring in all kinds of stuff. Coins, swords, ancient books. But sometimes... sometimes they bring in something that makes you rethink your life choices.
Rick flips open the case just a crack. Inside is a dull metallic puck. The camera pushes in. The image immediately goes splotchy. Purple-green static blooms across the screen, pixels smearing like a bad VHS tape left on a dashboard in August. The audio pops.
CHUMLEE (squinting):
Uh. Is the TV broken?
The camera pulls back. The picture clears instantly.
RICK:
So... what exactly do you have here?
SELLER:
Plutonium.
The camera pans in again. The video glitches harder this time. Horizontal tearing. Color inversion. A faint Geiger-counter clicking sound.
RICK (very carefully):
Okay. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know a lot about nuclear materials.
Rick looks directly into the camera.
RICK:
I'm gonna call a buddy of mine who knows more about this stuff.
Cut to Rick on the phone, pacing. The camera drifts back toward the case. The screen blooms with static again.
RICK (into phone):
Yeah. No, I'm serious. Like, end-of-the-world serious.
INT. PAWN SHOP – LATER
The bell over the door jingles. A GUY in a lab coat and nitrile gloves walks in like this is the third time today something has gone terribly wrong. He takes one look at the case. The EXPERT doesn't even touch it.
EXPERT:
Yeah, that shit's illegal.
CHUMLEE:
Like... how illegal?
EXPERT:
Federal. International. "Don't even think about it" illegal.
Rick nods slowly.
RICK (to camera):
Best I can do is call the authorities and pretend this never happened.
The seller sighs.
SELLER:
Worth a shot.
The camera pans one last time to the case.
The screen dissolves into static.
CUT TO BLACK.
Romantasy is porn geared toward maximizing the female masturbation experience. She thinks children should consume the porn she likes best.
Yes.
fascism is when you nationalise private companies
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Yes. Fascist economics was corporatist, and viewed private businesses as organs of the state. Private enterprise was permitted so long as it followed the directives of the state. They nationalised and privatised on political whims.
fee.org/articles/econo…
econlib.org/library/Enc/Fa…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economics…
Of course not. They're hungry and weak. A club will do just fine.
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And what a legacy they leave behind
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
It seems counterintuitive, but it's true. Large-breasted women are wife material while you can gauge the sluttiness of a woman by the flatness of her chest.
Having small boobs does not diminish your dating prospects, it only reduces attention from the kind of men you do not want attention from. Because men perceive women with large breasts as more promiscuous even though this isn’t true, having a smaller chest really just protects you from being targeted by creeps looking to pump and dump you. I suspect this is a partial motivation behind many breast reductions and why women report being very pleased with the results of these surgeries. They are simply tired of being harassed by bottom barrel perverts looking to use them.
Before I get called a boob bigot:
nitter.gq/_CritterMan/status/122…
How? Will the gay porn filmed in the hearing rooms be livestreamed now instead?
The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
I will not blackpill
the blackpill is the mind-killer
the black pill is the little internal cucking that brings total spiritual obliteration
I will face reality
I will analyze and internalize the lessons provided by my defeats, and become stronger in response
And when the test comes again I will be victorious
My feed is mostly cope about the election. I follow too many weak people. Much appreciation to the people who didn't hear no bell.
Some people have a gift. My internet acquaintance here definitely does. The video this clip is from is like a song that hits just right when it's needed
