Heck sausage taster’s get 40k a year for trying different chicken sausages. Imagine being on a date and telling someone you’re a sausage taster. I can’t cope omg omg omg
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Too skinny. Too fat. Too muscular. Too big. Too small. You're always going to be "Too something" to someone. Just be yourself.
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My friend text me asking me to go in and get HER the morning after pill, being the great friend I am I do exactly that n after being asked 27622 questions the pharmacist brings me in a GLASS OF WATER and tells me I've to take the pill in front of her, 2018 I hate you already x
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My dad’s mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an hour so he shoved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he’d packed his fucking cat AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I’m not even lying😂😂😂😂
After dealing with medical emergency’s on board it makes you realise how lucky you are to have good health 💔
Crazy I was hiking the Hollywood sign this morning and I'm now sat at home waiting for I'm a celeb to start, what a long day😐






