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Bob

@Agent_Bob

I'm Bob. I don't do blogs anymore. Miss you Miss Hill.

 With Mr. Wilson
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Joined October 2010
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Awww, that's really kind of you, Mr. Wilson. Is it like retirement or a timeshare? Because the last time I purchased a timeshare, ho-boy, it wasn't pretty.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull12 Oct 2024
They've been in college for YEARS. Are ya stuck in some weird time loop? Are you Groundhog Day but instead of day it's whatever you last read of yourself? ANYWHOZLE, I can hook you up! It pays well an' no danger! It's almost like retirement! Let DP take care of you.
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Hey, I gotta get my boys through college, and what can I say, dental helps! Car insurance is a new one. I feel like you made that up, Mr. Wilson, sir.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull12 Oct 2024
Yanno, for a man who hasn't had job for years (ain't nobody got time t'read Avengers BS), you sure are picky. They have dental, health an' car insurance. Ya can be the janitor! Or the Commander's stress ball!
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What password? Oh no, sir, no more double agenting for me! I'm back at SHIELD. One day, Miss Hill will return from the war (she won't). But I'm pretty sure SHIELD's been disbanded, so it's just me alone in a large office building. Does this Spidey Fanclub have Dental?
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull12 Oct 2024
BUDDY! PAL! FRENDO! My lil' Lean Green Gettin' Killed Machine! How come ya remember this password an' not the other? Where ya been? You still working HYDRA? I can get ya a job at the Spidey Fanclub! They have benefits!
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Whyyyyyyy, Mr. Wilson?!
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull12 Oct 2024
Bob actually doesn't really die a lot. I just like shootin' him!
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Big boss is back!
Viper (@MadameHydra) profile pictureViper@MadameHydra5 Jan 2024
Destroy one of my stations, two more will take its place. You all should know by now how we work, you cretins.
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I dunno what you're thinking, but I don't think I like that face you're making, sir.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull4 Dec 2023
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In the vast facial expressions of Iron Man:
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull4 Dec 2023
From the limited vocabulary of Wolvie: Yer a d!ck.
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I'm obligated to vote for @Dedpull. Especially since I sorta sold him out for pretty girls in catsuits.
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Mr. Wilson, wait! <Puts his hands up in front of his face as if they would shield him from any incoming bullets> I'm not cutting you out! Just telling them the same thing I'm telling you.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull30 Oct 2023
................................. This is gunna take forever. Lemme jus' shoot you now.
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How about now?
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull30 Oct 2023
.................... I don't know how many more ellipses I need to use to convey how shocked an' mad I am at you, but give me a few more minutes. ................................................
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If I tell you, you promise not to be mad? ... <Sigh> Miss Widow said she'd put in a good word with Miss Hill.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull30 Oct 2023
You betrayed me! Again! That's more than once! What did they offer you? Money? Your kids' tuition paid? Super soldier serum from the 40's, super aged in an oak barrel???
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Please don't.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull30 Oct 2023
OOOO, you little $#¡+, when I find you I'm puttin' one bullet in EVERY extremity.
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Awwwww, maaaan. I'm gonna be in so much trouble with Mr. Wilson. Worth it if I can be with Miss Hill again!
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Oh... I'm only three minutes late, that shouldn't be a problem. Miss Widow? @WidowBornInFire
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I don't deserve to be treated this way! I only joined HYDRA because of the health insurance!
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What? Are you and Miss Hydra like mutuals on social media? Sorry, that's not important. I understand the mission, Mr. Wilson.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull29 Oct 2023
No matter what she offers ya, I stay connected. 'Cos if you don't, I'll send Miss Hydra a DM that you're double crossing her an' she'll do worse to you than what I or Widow will.
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Not again. Okay okay okay, no cutting you out of the plot. Got it.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull29 Oct 2023
A bullet to the thigh is in your future, Bob.
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Right. I'm waaaaaay more loyal to you than her! Unless... Do you think she would put in a good word again for me with Miss Hill?
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull29 Oct 2023
Isn't the test jus' a sign here? Anywhozle, I see you left Widow left on read. One: Ballsy move. Two: Whatever she promises, do not agree to cut me out of this. We are a team, remember? I'm very important person to this storyline. [He's definitely not]
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Yeah, because he's made of metal! He's more like a Winter Soldier on steroids.
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull29 Oct 2023
Yeah, her Bob is actually capable.
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What? No, sorry, sir, I'm no good on tests! Almost flunked the HYDRA exam...
Wade Wilson (@Dedpull) profile pictureWade Wilson@Dedpull29 Oct 2023
WRONG ANSWER. SHOULD BE A DAMN 10, YOU TRAITOR.
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