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Ally Iseman | she/her

@AllyIseman

Recovering VP with a screenwriting habit. #PreWGA • Prone to cerebral flatulence. The world is your oyster mushroom. The Answer = 42.

 Here. Now.
Joined November 2013
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I have an extra room in my house in Santa Monica, CA. If you need to come to the state to have an abortion, you will have a safe place to stay, rest, and heal. Inspired by @jennystojkovic. United we stand. Hear us roar. #RoeVsWade #SCOTUS #Abortion #ReproductiveRights
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@McJesse25 May 2023
Wow. It’s nice to see some positive news related to the WGA strike.
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“You can’t make meat from plants!” … Yea, and you can’t write without a pencil or send mail without a stamp. 🌱 ✏️ 📝 ✉️ 📫 📮💚 #PlantBased #Vegan #VeganMeat #PlantMeat #VeganHumor #VeganJokes #VeganTwitter
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Don’t understand the current #WritersStrike? It’s a long story… and if we’re finally paid sustainable livable wages we’ll tell it. #PreWGA #WriterTwitter #Solidarity @WGAWest #WGA @sagaftra #FairPay #OnStrike #Strike
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Give up? I don’t even know how to spell kwit. #WriterTwitter #Solidarity #PreWGA #Comedy #Humor #FunnyWomen #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
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Join me and @GlblCtzn in our Pledge to go Plant-Based. I started in 2006 and I'm still learning and improving. It's never too late to start, try, or get curious! glblctzn.co/3hvB9x2Skzb #globalcitizen #plantbased #tryvegan
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Influenzar (noun): in•floo•en•zer Someone who uses their influence on social media to spread misinformation like a virus. #WriterTwitter #FluSeason #Influencers #Influenza #Flu
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So stoked for tonight! Who else is coming?!
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UnrealDeli@UnrealDeli13 Feb 2023
I'll have what she's having... If you really want the full-body deli experience, #MakeItUnreal. #UnrealDeli #DeliSandwich #whenharrymetsally
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Get $50 off a stay @outsiteco! Treat yourself to a workation in Cali, Mexico or Costa Rica...or Portugal, Morocco or Ibiza... I'm obsessed with this new remote worker community & STOKED to take my 1st month-long #workation @ their Tulum Centro location! app.outsite.co/c/1ngvemNvK
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My talk on behalf of @UnrealDeli has been featured at @Ecommerce_Tech's virtual event “The Best of the Future of #Ecommerce.” FREE on-demand access until Dec 29th: best22.ecommercetech.io/ Get actionable strategies & tactics from 70+ Ecommerce operators & experts including me!
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76 sessions, merchant interviews, and keynotes hand selected by me and my team as "The Best of The Future of #Ecommerce." Register here: best22.ecommercetech.io?prom…
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This man is a true mensch, not to mention having great taste in dinner menus 💚 #UnrealDeli #MakeItUnreal #BeLikeKevin
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@ThatKevinSmith23 Dec 2022
Here’s a look at our Golden Calves dinner, where members of That Kevin Smith Club came to my house and I made them hummus & @UnrealDeli cheese steaks! Wanna join the Club as a Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, Yoga Hoser, Fashionable Male or Ranger Danger? Go to ThatKevinSmithClub.com!
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I’m a Steak Salad… Which foodie sign are you? #Vegan #Foodie #Voodie #FoodSign #StarSign #Zodiac #ZodiacSigns #WhatsYourSign #UnrealDeli #MakeItUnreal
UnrealDeli (@UnrealDeli) profile pictureUnrealDeli@UnrealDeli12 Dec 2022
This is your sign to make an Unreal meal today. ✨ What sign are you? Find yours and make the corresponding dish. Share with us in the comments what you're cooking up today! 📸 - vegetaryn, orchardgrocer & grownsasfoods on IG
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UnrealDeli@UnrealDeli1 Dec 2022
Pub Subs + Unreal Deli = #CoupleGoals 💚 A match made in heaven, our Roasted Turk'y slices are now available in the mouth-wateringly fresh "Meatless Turkey Club" found at your local @publix deli counter. Have you ordered one yet?🥪 #pubsubs #unrealdeli #perfectpair #delicious
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BYOT: Bring Your Own Turkey this Thanksliving! #HappyThanksliving #HappyThanksgiving #BYOT #BringYourOwnTurkey #Thanksliving #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDinner #TurkeyDinner #Turkey #Vegan
UnrealDeli (@UnrealDeli) profile pictureUnrealDeli@UnrealDeli23 Nov 2022
Thanksgiving dinners are upon us🎉 Instead of skipping turkey this year, BYOT: Bring Your Own Turkey with our deli-cious Roasted Turk'y slices for the most Unreal plant-based holiday plate. + you can get your Unreal Turk’y (& everything else on our website) for up to 25% off!
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UnrealDeli@UnrealDeli22 Nov 2022
Unreal Recipes: Thanksgiving Sammy 😋 🦃 Plant-Based Thanksgiving. In a sandwich?! Don't be a turkey, use Unreal Roasted Turk’y to bring home all the holiday vibes. Swipe over for the recipe! 🍽 #MakeItUnreal #UnrealDeli #plantbased #foodie #deliciousness #mealideas
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I’m so old that an “app” was just something you ordered at a restaurant before your main dish. #AppsForTheTable #TheresAnAppForThat #App #AppsForEveryone #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife
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I’m so old that it was just called mail. #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife #ElderMillennialLife
I’m so old that I know what the internet sounds like. #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife #ElderMillennialLife
I’m so old that, when I was a kid, I had to go back home to use the computer…once we finally got one. #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife #ElderMillennialLife
I’m so old that I learned to drive before I learned to text. #GenX #ElderMillennial #ImSoOld #OlderNotWiser #WriterTwitter #DeepThoughts #FunnyWomen #Comedy #Jokes #Humor #GenXLife #ElderMillennialLife
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