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Anele Mdoda

@Anele

Be as interested as you are interesting. Bookings [email protected]

 South Africa
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Joined March 2009
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One of the stokvel members is rogue. I said what I said.
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Tell it would take 200 codes
Ms Thembela Sifile (@ThembelaSifile) profile pictureMs Thembela Sifile@ThembelaSifileNov 8
My ex owes me money, so I asked him to pay me back. Now he’s saying I must send him the gate code so he can come make the payment in person. 😭😂
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It be your own
Nom (@MooseManzini) profile pictureNom@MooseManziniNov 9
Lmao ekseni as I was dropping usisi at school I was impatient as a mommy was walking on the pedestrian crossing. I said "eyi akasheshe umaka Emily nesishwapha" Wathi usisi from the backseat in a stern voice "Mama ,stop it! , you also have one" I scrome
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No I have not had it yet… I just heard an ad with them talking about it and I’m sad I didn’t know cause me and pies 🤞🏾 And yes their ham and cheese is godly!!!!
A Black Doltjie (@B____D___) profile pictureA Black Doltjie@B____D___6h
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If it’s anything like their ham and cheese then it should be excellent! Where do you get them (shop) or do you buy frozen ones?
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Yhu I like my sleep sana
Niyah 🎀 (@niyahhxo7) profile pictureNiyah 🎀
@niyahhxo715h
I think the craziest shit I ever done was sleep with a nigga AirPods in my ear so Siri could read all his messages when they come thru 😭😭
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There can be no peace in your relationship if one of you harbours resentment and hasn’t made peace with either of their parents. Now don’t get me wrong… I’m not saying they must be chummy with them… boundaries are good but there can’t be anger. It will cripple you.
Cowboy Fantasy (@Mannishboyxbey) profile pictureCowboy Fantasy@Mannishboyxbey23h
One of my favourite stories Tina tells in her memoir is about Jay-Z trying to reunite Beyoncé with her Father for her 40th birthday in Capri. Beautiful story about family but she also adds a tidbit about hearing Renaissance for the first time
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If you have to loan it more than 3 times, you need to get your own. We were talking about this exact thing on air #Aneleandtheclubon947
KIRA 🤍 (@Iamkrebkira) profile pictureKIRA 🤍
@IamkrebkiraNov 9
It’s very important as a person to have your own stuff. Please get your own water bottle, powebank, lip gloss, charger, earbuds, face wipes and even perfume. Stop bothering people‼️
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😬😬😬😬😬 whhhhhhhy
☆ ★ (@imfynerthanfyne) profile picture☆ ★
@imfynerthanfyneNov 9
Goodmorning, where do you get that stuff you put on a napkin that make people pass out from?
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King Pie has a flavour called salami and cheese 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 why nobody said nothing.
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This is why I have retired from lash extensions. I need to get in there when I wash my face.
Oma (@oma22k) profile pictureOma
@oma22kNov 9
Which one be this again? 🙄
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’s not too late
MantsoePout-Nomzamo (@MantsoePout) profile pictureMantsoePout-Nomzamo@MantsoePout8h
I’ve never heard anyone call Thokoza Park “the botanical gardens” my sista @Anele 😂😂😂
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You have to either use the one that you apply with a sharp brush or use black eye shadow to dab over the line that tut have drawn on so that it sets and does not smudge. Go to the MAC counter for a demo.
A Black Doltjie (@B____D___) profile pictureA Black Doltjie@B____D___23h
I now really love eyeliner, unfortunately I cannot use it very well! Nthuseng bafazi😭😭😭
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It’s you!!!!!!! It’s you people.
Musanathi Writes 🇿🇦 (@Musanathi2) profile pictureMusanathi Writes 🇿🇦@Musanathi29h
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@Anele you will make Hobart charge us for parking! @AneleAndTheClub 😭
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La rush ye happiness 😂😂😂😂😂
Tisya Mavuram (@tmavuram) profile pictureTisya Mavuram@tmavuram22h
why did he take so many photos with her LMAO
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Ndijonge lonto
Ta West (@wfreemantle) profile pictureTa West
@wfreemantle10h
Bazobuyelana aba!
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There’s one that says it looks like a network signal
Ranjeni Munusamy (@RanjeniM) profile pictureRanjeni Munusamy@RanjeniMNov 9
I don’t know why this is on my For You page but now I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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She has the most beautiful heart.
SH. (@SbahleN_) profile pictureSH.@SbahleN_19h
Replying to @Anele
Ngathi unenhliziyo enhle and uphansi. Love this lady ngingamazi
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Personally the best I’ve heard from Eminem. I’m Hannibal Lector just incase you were thinking of saving face!!!! What!!!
Nobody (@Cobhoza) profile pictureNobody@Cobhoza18h
..He aint had him a buzz like this since the last time that he overdosed, They been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose, Back into the game and they know rap will never be the same as be4...
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ZOË MODIGA (@Zoe_Modiga) profile pictureZOË MODIGA@Zoe_Modiga21h
Someone said, “I get where you’re coming from but you should really stop coming from there”. I jus- 😂😂😂💀 I know a classic when I see one 😩🤭
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He’s gonna make them look like bozos he’s wondering if he should spit this slow… oh no go for broke!!!
Nobody (@Cobhoza) profile pictureNobody@Cobhoza21h
“Last never ever, first name greatest….” Then Eminem comes in at the end to show everyone what that means 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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