My life is like 2 Broke Girls, except there's only one of me, and I'm actually funny. All opinions here are my own.

Philadelphia
Joined July 2011
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Gnight. Don't wait until low power mode. Close your eyes. Close all unnecessary apps. Recharge.
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Good morning. I believe in you. Not always in our leaders, not always in the subway schedules, but always in you. You, unwavering.
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Carrie Fisher dies at 60, drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.
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@CHARLENEKAYE I think so too. It's been much too long since I've done/seen either! 😊
My god, I adore Bernie Sanders.
I like Hillary, I do, but she's too close to the banks for my liking.
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Talk about my love of potatoes probably means it's time for sleep.
'I'm the one who paid for it. I survived, but I paid for it.' GOOD GOD LIN. Genius. Genius wordsmith. Impart some wisdom? @Lin_Manuel
Blog post about @HamiltonMusical and ambition coming soon, I think.
It's time to get serious. You don't become a writer if you don't write.