Benn LP

God damnit Appa you made me spill my macchiato!

We all need to see how it shouldn’t be in order to see how it should, right?

If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all... or just tell them to their face and get it over with.

Lettuce turnip the beets.

All you B- people fucking up my A+ life.

“You’re just a Japanese raisin” - A Racist

Street parking is for pheasants.

What if the best you can is not good enough?

Big things have small beginnings.

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Life's hard, get an assistant. #firstworldproblems

How to drain your bank account in 10 minutes.

You can't handle the truth.

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again, only this time more wisely.

How do you tell someone politely they're doing it all wrong?

Care less, get more. -GM

Industrial jungle.

Your passive aggressiveness is annoying beyond belief.