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Joined April 2009
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New @TheRewatchables — “All The Right Moves” with me + @KyleBrandt. Cruise playing cornerback? Sure! Our 19th Cruise movie. We didn’t quit, YOU QUIT. Watch/listen on Spotify (or Netflix). open.spotify.com/episode/40a…
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Is Ty Jerome now 2005 Steve Nash and headed for back to back MVPs?
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Say what you will about our picks…our Patrick Mahomes impressions are spot on.
"A choke job by [Kansas City]." @BillSimmons and @TheCousinSal on Chiefs-Broncos and a game-altering false start penalty against KC late in the fourth quarter
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@BillSimmons on the 6-2 Steelers: "Was [Mike] Tomlin holding them back?"
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"UCLA is gonna extend Bob Chesney, that's in the works." "You think so?" "I know so...the Bob Chesney extension will happen." UCLA's newest and biggest fan, Bill Simmons, with a little insight...
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"A choke job by [Kansas City]." @BillSimmons and @TheCousinSal on Chiefs-Broncos and a game-altering false start penalty against KC late in the fourth quarter
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If the Bengals don’t win Sal has to leave the country so we will replace him with someone fun
Join @BillSimmons and @TheCousinSal LIVE on @netflix after Eagles-Commanders for their Week 8 recap, GTL, and Parent Corner!
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This is my favorite tweet of 2026 but there’s still 2 months left
I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!
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Our RINGER tab on @fanduel NFL has fav 6-pt teasers (-110 juice!) + our 107 picks. My R107: Balt +3, TB -2.5, LAC +6.5, Chi +3 and a NE/Den tease. Fav SGP: NE 1H/Game, Raridon over 15.5 longest rec, Rhamondre 4+ catches, Maye 20+ rush yds — +931 #fdpartner
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Bob Chesney is 8-0.
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Bummed Out NBA Fan Base Rankings 1. Sacramento 2. Clippers 3. Brooklyn 4. Phoenix 5. OKC
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48 years ago today… HE CAME HOME
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Yaxel’s having the greatest rookie season since David Robinson
Yaxel Lendeborg pulled up to Chase as Michael Myers 😂
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"It's a pretty big bet." @BillSimmons and @TomPelissero react to the Bears going all-in with their blockbuster trade for DT Jeffery Simmons
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@BillSimmons on Kawhi Leonard missing his return game against the Clippers
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New BS Podcast! —The Bears go all-in, decoding Lamar and trade deadline possibilities with @TomPelissero —The Brew Crew and 2026 MLB lessons w/ @AnthonyDabbundo —A mega-mailbag, NBA stuff and week 8 NFL picks w/ @HousefromDC Spotify (or Netflix) ⬇️ open.spotify.com/episode/0Qd…
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It’s the Joe House Special parlay — the Wiz win (over Charlotte), AD gets a 20-10 and AJ hits a 3, that’s +533. Sadly we can’t add a Trae Young crunch-time grenade pass to this. BUT — you can add a 50% PBT on @fanduel plus with Hardwood Hero, if ANYONE scores 40+ tonight, you get a 2nd 50% PBT. (Luka? Tatum? Curry?) #fdpartner
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New BS Podcast! —The Bears go all-in, decoding Lamar and trade deadline possibilities with @TomPelissero —The Brew Crew and 2026 MLB lessons w/ @AnthonyDabbundo —A mega-mailbag, NBA stuff and week 8 NFL picks w/ @HousefromDC Spotify (or Netflix) ⬇️ open.spotify.com/episode/0Qd…
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