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Writer. Director. Creator of @FlowstateApp. Ethically ambiguous.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2016
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Replying to @AirbnbHelp
@AirbnbHelp Hey — I have been using your service for 15 years. I have 78 trips as a guest with near perfect reviews. As a new host I had dozens of reviews and a perfect 5-star score until one problem guest. She left a brazenly retaliatory and false review. Why won’t
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Please DM me, I would prefer to speak with a stateside Airbnb representative ASAP than post all the events and evidence here.
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@Airbnb @AirbnbPolicy Your support staff is citing policy in support chats that *is not publicly listed in your guidelines*. There is a failure of PARITY and demonstrable inconsistency in how the policies are being applied to me. This is all on record.
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Someone please name this genre
A buddy of mine keeps sending teams into a mysterious Zone and losing contact with them. I told him he’s gotta stop sending teams in there but he was like no I gotta keep sending teams
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Luigi Mangione is the first person to unite the american right and left since Osama bin Laden
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Garden variety modern materialist. Incapable of conceiving value outside the dollar. Soulless and hostile to the galaxy of the heart.
Growing up is understanding that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man who she had sex with one time. Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, who would surely have also appreciated the inheritance and lived peacefully. She could of also given the pendant to her Granddaughter who took care of her, her whole life. The real villain of the movie gentlemen, no doubt it was Rose.
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Leaked plot of Bladerunner 2089
dreamt you could go into the gas station to buy a picture of yourself pumping gas that they automatically took of every customer, like the polaroid you can buy after a rollercoaster ride
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cinema standards were once so lofty they branded poor Hook like a leper
Absolutely insane “turn your brain off” has become a mainstay in modern cinema discussion, do you hear what you’re saying
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A+ thread. Beautiful. Madness.
After around a year of reading, here we have a thread on every Don DeLillo novel with short commentaries on each:
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60 B for war? How bout a few B to replace the water systems in Jackson Mississippi and Flynt Michigan? Doesn’t work that way? Why ? What happened to repairing infrastructure? Remember that concept?
CDC leaked data shows 53% of middle-age white women eat cat food when alone
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No likes = time to return this kremlin money
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Every night I pine
everything hurts, just want them back.
To be clear: If God offered to shorten my life to lengthen Scorsese's- I'd take the deal. This man understands Cinema. Defends Cinema. Embodies Cinema. He has always fought for the art of it and against the industry of it. He has never been tamed and has a firm place in history.
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The Scorsese vs Marvel anniversary has me thinking of Coppola showing up with the significantly funnier quote a couple weeks later, like a wrestling steel chair attack out of nowhere to help a buddy
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Caleb Slain retweeted
Love is the only real thing in the universe. This is very annoying because while it’s true, it’s also terminally cringe.
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