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~/Dan 💻🤓

@CoderDan

I tweet about coding stuff and occasionally metal 🤘 He/Him

 Bristol, England
danoak.dev
Joined September 2011
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If nothing else, the toggles on the new @SyndicateOG 10 year anniversary hoodies make for good child entertainment @Syndicate
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Hit me up on bluesky bsky.app/profile/danoak.bsky…
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new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"
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What if--now here me out you fuckers--we just turned off the AI and head out into the forest and hug the trees?
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I began at web forms too. Now I have a dadmobile.
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@nickchapsas31 May 2024
Thank you ASP .NET WebForms
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“paula”
@paularambles21 May 2024
who called it an “aws outage” and not “silence of the lambdas”
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W steam #gaming #steam
SteamDB (@SteamDB) profile pictureSteamDB@SteamDB10 May 2024
Replying to @SteamDB
Steam is now refunding Ghost of Tsushima for people in affected countries.
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Tipping when you pay and before you even got your food is cringe
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Did the internet decide on one micro-blogging platform yet? * X (twitter) * Blue sky * Mastodon * ??? Other ???
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This is genius-level branding terminal.shop You can also SSH into it (see below) Kudos @thdxr @ThePrimeagen @teej_dv @iamdavidhill @adamdotdev What's your best-guess what they will sell? I go with apparel merch, custom mechanical keyboards, custom laptop stands.
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Having a smart watch is the most expensive way to have a wrist mounted torch for when your wife is sleeping and you're crawling in to bed at 3am
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@cassidoo22 Feb 2024
Why is it that people who switch companies every 1-2 years are called "job hoppers," but employers with high turnover are "business as usual"? 🤠
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Easily the worst part about software engineering is guessing how long something will take
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I just ordered an "Italian B.M.T" from @SUBWAY today, and the server got proper miffed and "UM ACTSHUALLY"'d me by saying: "So you mean DELI MEAT. It's DELI MEAT. It's been 6 months but we'll train everyone eventually!" I think someone needs customer service training 🤣
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Damn #copilot why you gotta call me out like that
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Had a product "delivered" by @RoyalMail from @Etsy 😂 proof of delivery: in a sorting bin 👌
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So I bought an item on @Etsy a few weeks ago, and ordered the same item again by accident. 2 days ago I message the seller: "I bought this by accident can I have a refund?" Today they ship it and reply "Sorry it has already shipped I can't" Bro I messaged you two days ago 😤
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I heard that if your life is falling apart, you just embrace the way of terraform and fmt that shit in line
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You’ve got two choices you can download every single video game that was ever created before the year 2005 Or you can take a single call of duty season update
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CLI Calling me out for my most used terraform command
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