Chris Moore

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me about college I probably wouldn't have to go to college

Wish I lived near @MrBeast cause I could really use some surprise cash a lot of the time 😅

Christmas is a scam thought up by Big Electric

The rise in wireless earbuds has made it a lot harder in the city to tell who's crazy/tripping and whos just on the phone

It happened. American hero @JeffDLowe finally did it folks. This man can do it all. @Movie_Rankings @LightsCameraPod and @TheDozenTrivia and still found the time to watch this terrible movie.

I'm not giving up on the Critters crusade @Movie_Rankings @JeffDLowe @JackKennedy

Still waiting to see Critters on the MRDB @JeffDLowe @JackKennedy young Leo's acting debut

Sorry to get political but I'm just happy that regardless of who the president is at least we can all still agree Epstein didn't kill himself

Apparently it's okay to be sexiest and degrading... But only if it's towards men #theBachelorette

Guess it's cool to boner shame guys on national television now... #theBachelorette

Certified freak 3-4 days a week

It's been one year since Epstein didn't commit suicide

Whole lotta people worried about covid and not enough people worried about random chimp event

Me: has bad acid reflux Also me: eats a BREAKFAST sandwich with onions and hot sauce and washes it down with espresso