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Christie Brinkley told reporters this week that her marriage to Billy Joel was over long before their divorce.
The key moment, she said, came when she realized that she was Christie Brinkley. And that she was married to Billy Joel.
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Bart, the eighteen-hundred pound bear, who co-stars with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin in the movie The Edge, reportedly earns a whopping ten thousand dollars per day as a Hollywood actor.
A small amount of the grizzly's income goes toward the preservation of bears' natural habitat.
Bart spends the remaining money on bear whores and cocaine.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year.
Hey, happy birthday Jesus. Hope you like crap!
First rule for plating is not to have anything on the plate look like a hard on. #fail
At our anniversary dinner last night the steak arrived plated like this and I started laughing so hard that I had to excuse myself to the bathroom but when I came back it was still there so I ended up laughing 10x harder
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We are excited to have Piss Jugman and the Ore-Ida PotatoMan at Celina 52 today for our Grab a Sack Promo Event! Photos are only $20 per child and include a free sack of Potatoes for the first 10 customers.
This promotion ends at 1pm today to allow Piss to make it to his mandatory Probation Officer meeting.
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In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders.
Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, "Hey hey, easy with that. That's my lucky stabbin' hat!"
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Our mascot Piss Jugman was arrested yesterday after getting lost and violating his restraining order from Buc-ee's, stealing 3 bags of Beaver Nuggets, and assaulting their beaver. His decent exposure charge was dropped.
Piss was extradited back across the street to Celina 52 where he was punished with a $5 per hour raise.
