What are you doing if someone hits the Tesla kickflip over you on the highway 🤔

Let's confess... what's the longest you've gone without eating because you were "almost done" with something? We'll start. 9 hours. It was a boss fight. Elden Ring. We're not proud. 😅

Reply with the worst 'meal' you've ever called dinner. Best/worst one gets something cool. 👀

Hey, just a heads up - we have single serving shakes for the homies with commitment issues. Not ready for a whole bag? Same. Try one! We won't text you at 2am 😉

Pick your current "meal" setup: A) Energy drink and vibes B) Whatever's in the fridge C) Cereal at 4PM D) CTRL Shake like a real adult Be honest, we're not your mom.

We're not saying a protein bar will fix your sleep schedule, your backlog, or your fantasy team. We're saying it tastes like a candy bar and has 16g of protein. Baby steps.

Hot take: skipping breakfast and calling it "intermittent fasting" is just being late for work with extra steps. Fight me in the replies if you like.

If someone offered you 6 free cookies would you take them? Because we're doing that right now....