Do not talk to me unless you follow me. I ain't interested in your shit 🤗
Manchester, England
Joined February 2023
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And as he's bundling my stiff corpse into his car, I want this playing on his car stereo.
Mozart - Piano Concerto no 21 - Andante youtu.be/2boBqrQdAas?si=1YIT…
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My funeral ?
Not made any plans as yet, but as my son throws my body onto the council tip, I'd like to think he was listening to this on his AirPods.
Pietro Mascagni: Cavalleria rusticana - Intermezzo youtu.be/7OvsVSWB4TI?si=bO1a…
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SimpleJohn🕺🕺 retweeted
Shocking. My wife's funeral was with the Co-op and she wanted the Leona Lewis version of Run when the coffin arrived and the Willie Nelson version of Bring Me Sunshine as I left.
Some people shouldn't be allowed funerals
It gets worse 🤦♂️
Scouse filth top the charts.
When I got married way back in 1992, it was common for DJs to play you'll never walk alone, at the end of the evening.
Warned the DJ not to play that scouse filth anthem.
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💯 supportive of her, but for someone who will tell anyone who listens to her, that this is nothing to do with her, she's not stopped talking about it.
"This is actually nothing to do with me. This is a producer, presenter problem. This is a network problem."
@AvaSantina responds to comments made about her on GB News by Laurence Fox.
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Jimbo states that Sue Hall will 'turn round' ULEZ.
Even little old me knows that that is not her declared policy.
If your station has news in its name, you'd think it would be important that the presenters would be aware of basic facts 🤷♂️ #GBeebies
'Mayor Khan has got to go, Rishi Sunak has to grow a pair and then we'll get our country back!'
Jim Davidson on the race for London Mayor after a new poll reveals that Tory candidate Susan Hall is just three points behind Sadiq Khan.
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'Gave them up' 😆😬😆😬
Abandoned by everyone of repute.
Just so we are clear.
I would rather scrub toilets for the rest of my days and retain my dignity.
Than shill for cash and opportunity, only to compromise absolutely everything which really matters in life.
I’ve made many millions over the years and I gave them up to fight a battle I didn’t want to fight.
So if you think that some half baked pile on is going to stop me.
Think again.
I am truly free.
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SimpleJohn🕺🕺 retweeted
"I think it does raise questions for the government, and for the Conservative party."
Tory MPs Jacob Rees-Mogg, Lee Anderson, Esther McVey and Philip Davies are happy to have shows on GB News, even after Dan Wootton and Laurence Fox's misogynist conduct on Tuesday night.
The mistake people are making is assuming GB News is a serious news channel.
Similar to Loose Women.
Bit of light hearted fun which only a lunatic would take seriously.
OFCOM should enforce a name change to GBeebies.
Adam Boulton (formerly of Sky News) calls for GB News to be *shut down* on the grounds that it is disrupting the country’s “broadcast ecology”. Chilling.
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Anything on the underclass ?
Anything ?
'Underclass mother fuckers, we are going to hound you 24/7.
We are doubling police numbers, arming every officer with a baseball bat, banning tea and sympathy with social workers and putting ex army types in charge, everywhere.'
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