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Elise Schmitt

@EliseSchmitt

please don’t.

 chicago
Joined June 2009
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Dude rambling near Chicago and State just called me a “bitch.” Not mad. Just curious how he knew.
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Something unsettling about seeing the legs of a muppet.
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what kind of shithole country gives more rights to a gun than to a woman
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Just been cast in Knives Out 2. What up.
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I think he did it but I just can’t prove it
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I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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Image from Devon Hardware’s Wife (@thatfrood)
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Image from Devon Hardware’s Wife (@thatfrood)
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auf wiedersehn, asshole 👋🏼
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seems like a good idea to throw into the mix this year
KAIROS (@alihankairos) profile pictureKAIROS@alihankairos5 Oct 2020
The mummy tomb, which has been sealed for 2500 years, has been opened for the first time.

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