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horseracing legend lizard jeff died in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident last night. he was 42.

Officials announce Super Bowl LXIV will be held at Boss Hogg’s Family Home in Hazzard County

God damn there was sports happening and I had to go to a stupid birthday party

Click here for the guaranteed winner of the World Cup 2010 —-> Spain

Squatting is a sport

The NFL’s number one wide receiver will not be playing this Sunday due to a pulled ham. League to look into how much ham was pulled. Updates to follow.

I’m in the bathroom don’t bother me

You should be happy Thursday Night Football sucks so bad. If it was great next idea would be Wednesday Night Football you have to watch on a disc from Redbox

Tell us about the biggest lead you’ve ever blown. Blown a big one? Tell us about your biggest blows. One time you really blew one.

Reminder you can still win the love of your family in Week 5 of the NFL if you [dont] sign up for free contest money and make yourself emotionally available to your loved ones for once in your life. 🏈 💰

62 home runs is a remarkable achievement even if you’ve never felt the loving touch of a woman I am so lonely

Saturday Is For The Bok Choy

Beans is a sport. No replies.

The Bucs strategy worked! They made the entire organization stand on the field together and spin counterclockwise until they were too dizzy to stand up anymore. #GoBucs

61! 61! I’ve had dick warts sixty one times. A record for the ages.

Jon “Tuna Hammer” Splatz preparing his world record attempt tuna throw

The orgy has been cancelled due to hurricane asshole

Today in sports history, in 1922 Teddy “Boom Boom” Mason hit the biggest fuckin baseball you ever seen

Tom Brady putting the city on his back and drinking all the water before it can hurt anyone. TB12 method recommends drinking half your body weight in water daily! #TB12 #HurricaneIan

I could easily hit for the cycle against the Nationals this year. Braves by 30 is a lock. 🔒