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Joined April 2009
Go vote whether you like the taste of boot or not.
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You got him alright. Now it's his turn to get you.
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What's the only thing that scares a ghost?
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That's my teddy bear! 😠
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I see your curse and raise you one
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I stand by it
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This joke is fire
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We're very excited to announce AMERICA'S NEXT TOP CRYPTID a totally new show from Cyanide & Happiness. Which of these mythical beings will rise to the top and prove they have what it takes? Go watch ALL EIGHT EPISODES right now on Tubi! link.tubi.tv/bY8Rw03f36b
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You know you're curious, too, don't fucking lie
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Get out and vote!
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Content warning, bro, jeez!
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Fuck that "be not afraid" noise.
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